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Head Over Heels: Rating the Albums of Tears For Fears

Tears for Fears were the greatest band of the ‘80s. How can we be sure? Come join Hope and Matthew aka the PuR crew, as we dissect the discography and explain.

HOPE: I could never have an impassioned conversation about who the greatest guitarist is in the history of popular music. There are plenty I genuinely like, but I have no definitive, slam-my-fist-on-the-table feelings for any one person. But a passionately irrational argument about which ‘80s band is the greatest? I am all in on that conversation. Most especially those bands that were part of The Second British Invasion, that spectacular wrinkle in time that ran from 1982 on through to the latter half of the decade, when the American pop charts were overtaken by billions of brilliantly bold and brazen artists from the UK. 

The “Second British Invasion” was pervasive enough to infiltrate the pages of a popular, mainstream U.S. news magazine. Also, don’t ask me to choose, I was in love with both of these candy-colored people.

While there were a lot of fabulously fun bands shining at that time-—Culture Club, Eurythmics, and ABC among them—NONE were bigger than Duran Duran. They were the most popular gang in school. The biggest babes with the most voluptuous videos, serving up the most pulchritudinous pop tunes and personas. They were all over the walls of my teenage bedroom, oh yes they were. I’m on the hunt, I’m after YOU.

The Durans aggressively smoldering (just as important as the music)

Looking back and listening forty-plus years later, it’s clear now that Duran were as much a fabulous cultural artifact as they were a band. Remove the visuals and the mania they generated in their heyday and you’re left with only one truly great album (that’d be Rio) surrounded by a slate of just okay ones. There were some brilliant singles sprinkled over those “just okay” LPs. But they were also populated by a copious amount of mostly just charming filler.

Because we are f-ing nerds here at PuR, that got us thinking; Who was the greatest ‘80s band in terms of musical achievement, like for real? The band whose albums not only brought back memories but sounded exponentially better as years passed (and as a bonus, were miraculously still capable of making beautiful music decades past their youthful heyday)?

There were a lot of candidates, from the Pet Shop Boys to Depeche Mode to the more short-lived Smiths. On the personal preferences side, Matthew absolutely freakin’ loves the aforementioned Pets, I’m consumed with adoration for The Psychedelic Furs (the 1984 version of Richard Butler was my dreamboy), and we both worship at the Wham!-George Michael altar.

But when it came to songs, albums and sustained goodness over subsequent decades, one band—one duo—kept coming up again and again. Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith, aka Tears for Fears. Were they the ‘80s greatest Second British Invasion™ band?

Tears for Fears, which we’ll truncate to TFF since we’re gonna be saying it so much going forward, were not glamour-pusses swanning around shirtless in tropical locales in videos. They were not obvious hotties. TFF made albums for introspective, diary-writers and secret crush proprietors. They didn’t do filler. Their songs were not hedonistic. They were cerebral and gloriously, swooningly melodic. Anthemic and emotional. Gigantic and introverted. Amazing.

MATTHEW: Beautifully put. Amazing, indeed. Of all the bands that were both massively popular, yet also seemed to be making records just for me, right as I was turning from a teen into a twentysomething, TFF were—around 1983-1985—top of the list.

But TFF as the greatest band of the Second British Invasion? I love that as a provocative claim, bound to provoke spirited discussion and partisan indignation. When you first said that, Hope, I was skeptical. Partly because I do indeed love the Pet Shop Boys. But also because TFF had only one hit album in the US during those Invasion years—their sophomore masterpiece, Songs From the Big Chair. As we’ll see, although their debut hit the #1 spot in the UK right as the Invasion was peaking, it was DOA in the USA. And the third album took so long to make, the Invasion was history by the time it was released. So among the fifty or so British acts that are potentially associated with the Invasion, are TFF with that one hit album really the greatest? Mmmm.

And yet … that 1985 album was so massive, it continues to resonate forty years on. Its hit singles have never gone away. You pointed me to recent streaming numbers, and those for the songs from Songs are crazy high—more than any other Invasion band (aside from Wham! but only if combined with George’s numbers). “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” seems to be everywhere these days. It has achieved the rare status of being truly timeless (can’t you imagine it still being played centuries from now?). And it isn’t even the only track from Songs still being widely played (surely that whole album will still be in the air centuries in the future!). Another point to support your claim: Invasion bands like Duran Duran went on to produce a patchy catalog, while others like Culture Club, Spandau Ballet, and the Thompson Twins soon faded away. But TFF created an astoundingly consistent catalog. Yes, it’s very small, and only half the duo made two of the seven albums. But it’s still fantastic from start to finish. We can agree on that—even if we argue over which albums were the most fantastic. So, let’s get to arguing!

BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN: Just a note on the format of this essay. Matthew and I are going to be taking turns shouting our TFF assessments, and our names will appear before our respective comments. The peak chart positions in the UK and US for each album are listed beneath their titles. We are going to rate each album individually as we go (on a classic 1-10, hate-to-love scale).

MATTHEW: That means just those seven studio albums, but don’t worry, you completists, we will also chat briefly about the live and compilation albums, including the hybrid oddball that came out in 2024. There’ll be plenty of opinionating on that and all the albums. Will we agree on what is the best and worst? I have a feeling that we may not. 

The Seven Studio Albums

The Hurting (1983)

UK: 1. US: 73.

HOPE: Roland and Curt’s coming together as young teens over a shared interest in the work of psychologist-psychotherapist Arthur Janov (aka the creator-promoter of primal scream therapy) has been well-documented. Nearly every review and breakdown of their history, and of their first album in particular, cites this fact, and yes, I too am doing it at this very moment. It’s an undeniably crucial part of the TFF origin story (It even inspired their band name). But it’s important to remember that Roland and Curt were also young lads who freakin’ loved pop and (especially) rock music. While Janov’s theories of emotional exorcism held a fanatical fascination for them, so did bands like devil-loving, Long Island rock gods Blue Oyster Cult, rock shockmeister Alice Cooper (Curt fave) and the Peter Gabriel-helmed Genesis (Roland loved the Foxtrot album as well as King Crimson’s Discipline LP). 

In 1979, the UK chart was officially infiltrated by “the sound of the future”… or, to be more specific, by synthesizer-wielding, robot-fetishizing, early-Ultravox-loving Gary Numan. His first solo single, the wholly electronic, “Are Friends Electric,” crazily, defiantly, went all the way to number (freakin’) ONE. In the process, it made the songs in the pop chart surrounding it sound very old indeed. It was a thrilling sonic slap to tradition, and a major influence on TFF’s initial musical direction. To paraphrase what Roland has alluded to in a number of interviews, who needed a band when a synth could play every part? 

The (reductive) equation goes something like this: Arthur Janov + childhood trauma + eclectic rock fandom + the burgeoning sound of synthpop = The Hurting

Unlike their eighties pop contemporaries Culture Club and Duran Duran, TFF’s first album The Hurting isn’t fun. There’s no equivalent to the former’s playful-joyful “I’ll Tumble 4 U” or party-porny “Girls on Film”. No,The Hurting is firmly rooted in your lonely teenage bedroom, being looked down upon by posters of worlds-away pop/film idols, whilst rain beats gently against your window, sigh (I see you, former and current teenagers). 

The Hurting oozes lyrical pain from its every pore. “Torture,” “dying,” and “failure” all get namechecks. Its most musically upbeat track is called “Suffer the Children.” But here’s the thing, it is absolutely,100% a pop record, bursting with nifty hooks and memorable choruses. While the lyrics can sound comically angsty at certain points (“Will I ever love again?”), the melodic sophistication is undeniable. Roland composed all the tracks in his late teens/early twenties and it’s sick how good he was from the start. 

MATTHEW: Yes, Roland’s gift for melodies has always been stunning, and it was evident from the start. You can hear incipient melodic hooks straining to burst forth in the album before The Hurting—made by Roland and Curt’s first band, Graduate, when they were still teenagers. Titled Acting My Age (1980), it is really not very good, but it shows Roland’s pop potential and lacks the dark child-abuse theme of The Hurting. Which begs the question: was the TFF debut a UK smash because of that theme, or despite it? And what of its failure in the US? Look at the contrast between its UK and US chart placings! In one of the most creative years in British pop/rock history, packed with future classic albums, this startlingly original debut from a new boy-duo hit #1, settling into the UK album chart for 65 weeks—in a year that happened to be the peak of that Second British Invasion. So, surely the album was a shoe-in for reaching the Top 40 in the US, if not higher? After all, a smidgeon under two years later, the follow-up album would reach #1 in the US. So what went wrong stateside with The Hurting?

There are many answers to that question to do with marketing and touring. But those aside, I think that you, Hope, put your finger on the key feature of the album: it combines catchy, melodic pop with agonizingly dark lyrics, a dissonance that was familiar to young British audiences but far from mainstream in the US. After all, less than a year before The Hurting was released, and six months before the hypnotic “Mad World” became TFF’s first UK hit single, Japan’s melodious but gloomy “Ghosts” reached #5; and neither that song, nor any single by Japan, ever charted in the US (forgive the plug here: see my recent book Ghosts: Journeys to Post-Pop). So, in the end, no wonder.

But here’s the twist. I can see US radio station programmers dismissing Hurting singles as being bummers, based on superficial and partial listens, lacking the time or inclination to give the album some time. For this is an album that needs time. And in time it did find an audience in the US—aided, of course, by the massive success of Songs from the Big Chair—and that appreciation has steadily increased over the decades. Yet I suggest that was not just because American listening tastes became more sophisticated or were liberated from dependence on radio. I think it was also because the album is, in the end, not so grim. 

Sure, the lyrics don’t become any less dark just from repeated listens. But they lose that impact through familiarity, and especially when they fade into the background in a packed pub or rowdy club setting. Then the melodies and rhythms come to the fore, and all you hear are great pop songs. And the album is packed with great pop. Am I saying I danced in clubs to “Pale Shelter” and “Change”? You bet I did. Awkward teenage dancing in the kinds of clubs in Oxford, London, and Tokyo where kids like me could dance to songs like that (I’m talking about grungy student bars and very un-hip clubs, so forgive the obnoxious placename-dropping—it’s just where I was in those years). So, bad dancing, but dancing nonetheless, carefree gyrations with smiles on our faces to lines like the opening to “Suffer the Children”—”It’s a sad affair, when there’s no one there, he calls out in the night”—lines which me and my friends even sang out loud while grinning and grooving! And yes, we also danced to “Memories Fade”—which was not one of the four singles, but still stands out as one of TFF’s most compelling songs.

“And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I’m dying, are the best I’ve ever had”. Curt angst-ing out in the “Mad World” video.

HOPE: Oh man Matthew, I am so sorry we never got to dance together as teenagers to “Pale Shelter” or “Change”. It’s not too late though. Maybe someday we can hit one of those Gen X ‘80s club nights I’ve heard about and humiliate ourselves (with reckless abandon of course). Shit, even talking about it thrills me, but I digress.

So, The Hurting was played on U.S.radio … but only on a select few, highly curated, big market stations focused specifically on New Wave like KROQ in Los Angeles and my teenage lord and savior WLIR/WDRE in New York (which is where I heard TFF for the first time). What was pop in the UK—with its more broadminded, forward thinking charts—was regarded as “alternative” or “new wave” in the US. My teenage memory insists that it was the success of Human League’s “Don’t You Want Me” that opened the floodgates in the minds of mainstream radio programmers. It definitely felt like some kind of sonic turning point (the charts were a Kenny Rogers-Air Supply-REO Speedwagon-West Coast aka Yacht Rock playground at that point). Human League sounded like the future.

Anchoring The Hurting are three classic singles, all of which feature Curt on lead vocals and boast beautious, barnacle-like choruses. All hail to “Change”, “Mad World” and “Pale Shelter”—whose falsetto I’ll have all day. Oddly, despite all that, my first favorite song off this thing was one of the deep cuts, the bouncy, bloody, and bangin’ “Watch Me Bleed.” I was particularly taken with its “for one so young, I feel so old” line when I first heard it as a ‘80s teen. I quite literally thought, “that’s me, that’s how I feel” and played the song repeatedly on my precious Sony Walkman as I trundled to school (I’m not laughing at you teen Hope, you sensitive plant, I’m laughing with you).

For such a dark piece of work, The Hurting is—gonna use a fake word here—ridiculously singalong-able, ideal for old or burgeoning New Wavers wanting to harmonize on a road trip or have a dance to. There aren’t any weak tracks. Even the “filler” is good, from the title track to the anthemic, sax-y ”Memories Fade” to the Peter Gabriel-esque “Start of the Breakdown” to the OMD meets Depeche vibe of “The Prisoner”, to the moody Roland-vocal-showcase “Ideas as Opiates.” The Hurting served as a brilliant preface for what was to come, aka true pop heaven.

MATTHEW: I totally agree with you about “Watch Me Bleed.” For that to be your first favorite song on the album isn’t so odd, Hope. After all, you—like me, and no doubt like you, dear reader—were a pop-music-obsessed youth, innately and deeply capable of receiving and feeling the emotional impact of pop, especially pop that so deftly delivered feelings in the genre’s lyric-melody-rhythm package.

However, I am going to quarrel with you a little about filler. I think 8 of the 10 tracks on The Hurting are absolutely killer, time-tested angst-pop dark-yet-danceable gold. But the fourth track on each side (that’s “Ideas as Opiates” and “The Prisoner,” tracks 4 and 9 for you streamers and CD players) mar the album. They’re better as interesting, experimental B-sides (“Ideas” started out as the B-side to “Mad World,” and “Prisoner” was on the flipside of “Pale Shelter”). Without them, the album would be a 10/10 serving of—to borrow your phrase, Hope—true pop heaven. 

HOPE: You know, as I sit, contemplate and re-listen, I find myself agreeing with you in regards to both “Ideas as Opiates” and “The Prisoner”. They are decent enough songs, but I recognize that they aren’t in the same league as the rest of their Hurting groove-mates. I think listening to the album as a whole for this essay, after decades of cherry-picking clouded my judgement, meaning, the two tracks weren’t as unspecial as I remembered them to be…but that doesn’t make them special. 

Rating: HOPE: 8/10. MATTHEW: 8/10.

Songs From The Big Chair (1985)

UK: 2. US: 1.

MATTHEW: I have a feeling that we are going to differ here, Hope, right from the start of our discussion of Songs from the Big Chair (hereafter SFTBC?). And some readers will feel the way I do, others will be with you. What am I talking about? “Shout”! I never get tired of it. It has thrilled me for forty years. I’m still happy to hear it come on the radio or in the grocery store, but it deserves more than that: Ingest or hold in your hand your stimulant or relaxant of choice, cue up this album on a great-sounding system or in your best cans, and play it loud as f–k! “Shout” is a plea for help, a call to arms, a celebration of personal power, with music that is so visceral, so sublimely simple yet intricately constructed, that it can still give me goosebumps and bring tears to my eyes. And you absolutely need the full 6’31” album version (the UK single edit is a travesty, the US single edit a crime), in order to really appreciate the way the song builds to its epic climax. It is chorus-forward, without a traditional verse-chorus structure, underpinned by a synth-drone and hook upon which layers of vocal and instrumentation are steadily added. Roland has called it a mantra, and as such it is one of my very favorites, with incredible drumming (by Chris Hughes, who also produced it—among his best work ever) and great solos (I think that is Roland’s guitar and Ian Stanley on the Hammond and Prophet-5). It’s so damn good that you fear for the rest of the album. Will this be one of those records on which one #1 smash success fatally overshadows the rest of the album?

HOPE: True confession: as you guessed, I’m not really into “Shout.” Yes, it is one of TFF’s most beloved tracks, and was the lead single and album opener on SFTBC (yes, let’s call it that). And I wholeheartedly acknowledge that it is a sturdy, generational stadium anthem and a crucial part of this short king of an album. But even back in the day, when I was obsessively listening to SFTBC, I would skip over it (an easy turntable move to navigate as it was the opening track) and begin my journey with track two, the sublime, angsty, and sax-y wonder that is “The Working Hour.” My reasons for breaking up with “Shout”? It’s a tale as old as time. I just played it too damn much before the album came out and got myself well and truly sick of it. Once SFTBC was released I was so googly-eyed ‘n’ eared over the rest of the album, I commenced with my lifelong ritual of skipping it, in order to ogle and drool over the hot new babes.

Sorry “Shout”, it’s not you, it’s me.

MATTHEW: Wow! We agree so often that it is refreshing when we don’t. So, you have been skipping on to “Working Hour” all these decades. Fair enough. That second track is far from being a let-down. As you say, it is a sax-y wonder, and a supreme one at that. Its sequencing after “Shout” is genius—a gorgeous, moody, meandering journey, six and half minutes just like “Shout” and deserving of every second of vinyl space—into the most poppy track on the album. That, of course, is “Everybody Wants to Rule the World,” as catchy as “Shout” but more poptastic and less mesmerizing (both were US #1s, and “Everybody Wants” was by the 2020s Spotify’s most streamed ‘80s song by any artist). “Shout” is an anthem to accompany an uprising, a revolution, whereas “Everybody Wants” is something that Minions™ could sing. I don’t mean that as an insult, or as a way to damn it with faint praise! Its use at the end of Despicable Me 4 (an animated film you’d be forgiven for never seeing) was the best part of the movie, and a perfect reminder that this is a family-friendly singalong pop song that suits so many occasions. And it also serves as a poppy step away from the dark psychological ponderings that reach out from The Hurting to touch both “Shout” and the fourth and final track on this extraordinary Side A of SFTBC, “Mother’s Talk.”

This video has 41 million (freakin’)views.

HOPE: Lord, I miss short albums. Where it felt like every track seemed well and truly fussed over. Where it was hard for a song to make the final cut. Where the whole LP was the equivalent of a wedding day and all elements had to be freakin’ perfect because you know, this was it (so to speak). From the songs included, to the cover, to the sequence in which singles were released, everything had to be right.

Songs From the Big Chair is eight songs long. Eight. And every single one is a little work of art, a beautiful bride built to stand the test of time. Well, mostly. I mean the two-and-a-half minute “Broken” is mostly there to usher in and escort out a greater song, but it’s still a propulsive little thunderbolt in its own right.

I didn’t have Minions™ on my “Shout-outs within TFF essay” bingo card. And I’m never gonna see Despicable Me 4 but what you say is true! “Everybody Wants To Rule the World” is an anthem for all ages. The fact that it was partially inspired by the U.S.and Russia’s then ongoing battle for world supremacy otherwise known as The Cold War (1947-1991), doesn’t diminish the joyful positivity it exudes i.e. it’s transcended its initial inspiration and morphed into an all-celebratory party tune (or, as it was most recently employed in the film Marty Supreme, as a peculiarly life-affirming, baby-cradling anthem). While the chorus and intro get all the glory, the song’s most magical moments are, in order of magnificence, the sunshine-strewn, singalong guitar solo by TFF touring band man Neil Taylor, and that clever little vocal embellishment by Curt that follows in its immediate wake, where he sings “Saaay that you’ll nevernevernevernever need it”. 

The last track on Side A , “Mother’s Talk”, is the rockiest, balls-iest, Depeche-Mode-iest song TFF had produced up to that point in their career. It sounds like a couple of songs stitched together to make one big piledriver and for me, always brings to mind Art of Noise’s iconic 1984 earworm “Close (to the Edit)” when I hear it (Ed note: I just stopped writing to revisit that synthetic monster’s unforgettable video. It’s still brilliant).

MATTHEW: I like that—“Mother’s Talk” as one big piledriver of a song! One could say the same of all thrilling 23 minutes of Side A, the best vinyl side of the TFF catalogue, ending with the same rhythmic energy as it began, a 4-hit piledriver! (To be pedantic, 5 of the album’s 8 tracks were hit singles, 3 of them from Side A.) And the set-up is perfect for the opening song of Side B, the gorgeous “I Believe.” Thus far, the album is perfect. Does it continue that way? For me, close, but not quite…

HOPE: Oh, “I Believe” sounds so good after the clamor of “Mother’s Talk.” The song, as well as Roland’s lovely and sensitive wailing performance of it, were inspired by musician Robert Wyatt (who also received a little fanboy style dedication on SFTBC’s sleeve). That approbation led me to the record store where I bought my first Robert Wyatt album. The verdict? Let’s just say I wasn’t sonically mature enough to appreciate Wyatt’s keening vocal style and meandering tunes at the time. 

MATTHEW: Totally agree on Wyatt. I too was led to him by TFF (and others I liked, such as Elvis Costello), but it would be many years before I was mature enough to appreciate him. However, I could appreciate “I Believe”—both the album original and the live version released as a single. I also loved “Head Over Heels,” the high point of Side B, don’t you think?

I wanted to be with you alone, and talk about the weather…

HOPE: Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes. Sigh. “Head Over Heels” is the greatest TFF song ever. Unrequited love, familial disappointment and one lustrous U-turn of a hook. A video that takes place in a library, the architectural equivalent of a secret crush. All of it and everything. It is one of the top five greatest songs of the ‘80s. Right, Matthew, right?!

Lastly, I just want to offer a reverential bow to the hypnotic, ambient beauty “Listen”, one of five co-writes on the album with key TFF keys man Ian Stanley, just for being so dreamy. But I digress. “Head Over Heels” is the best TFF song, yes?

MATTHEW: Yes and no! “Head Over Heels” is way up there as one of the best TFF songs and 80s pop songs. So I won’t go quite as far as you, Hope, but it certainly holds its own against the massive hits of Side A, an exemplar of how brilliantly TFF can mix lyrical heartache and melodic hook. And I think the short “Broken” works really well as the bridge into “Head Over Heels.” And the reprise of “Broken” is great too, until … the faux live ending. Why is the song ending live? It makes no sense, undermining this side of the album’s intimate atmosphere—which “Listen” must then have to work hard to regain. For me, “Listen” should have been a B-side. It is overly long (filling a third of Side B), an anticlimactic closer, lacking the impact to successfully bring us back to where “Head Over Heels” had taken us. Yes, “Listen” is dreamy (and I’m a fan of TFF B-sides and instrumentals), but for me that pointless and confounding applause at the end of the “Broken” reprise is where this powerful piledriver of a pop album flies (or floats?!) off the tracks.

HOPE: I’m okay with that faux live bit and how it fades into “Listen”! To me it’s just a fun little flourish, like that screaming fan bit on The Beatles Sgt. Pepper album between the title track and “With a Little Help From My Friends”. Songs From the Big Chair ends like a film, a big boom followed by calm meditation aka “Listen”, where you contemplate what happened and readjust to the real world.

MATTHEW: Yes, I see your point, and I’m aware that my annoyance over the “Broken” live ending is odd (as odd, no doubt, as my irritation over similar issues on later TFF albums). And my disappointment over “Listen” is likewise irrational—considering how much I generally like moody and experimental tracks by pop artists. Is it that the album is so perfect up to that point, that I hold it to absurd standards? Is it that “Listen” is one of eight tracks yet comprises ⅙ of the whole album? Or will I wake up one morning, put on SFTBC, and realize that “Listen” eases us out of the album in just the right way? Maybe! But meanwhile, buckle up for my opinion on the difficult sequel to SFTBC

Rating: HOPE: 9/10. MATTHEW: 9/10.

The Seeds Of Love (1989)

UK: 1. US: 8.

HOPE: “Man, I never slept so hard, I never dreamt so well”. God, I love The Seeds of Love. I believe it to be TFF’s artistic pinnacle. It’s their most lyrically and sonically dense album but it’s also their most poetic and playful. And while it mostly speaks of passionate emotions stirred up by humanity as a whole as opposed to another person, it is still a ridiculously romantic record.

On Seeds, political hypocrisy, inter-band hatred, and the impending apocalypse are bumps in the road of some epic love affair with the world itself. Sure, the overall instrumentation and arrangements are bloated as fuck but they never mask the gorgeous overall melodicism. And yes, it’s kind of angry in parts. But it hasn’t given up. It desperately wants things to get better. When I listen to Seeds, I hear hope (just to clarify, I don’t mean nerd-ass me, I mean the actual feeling known as hope).

MATTHEW: Haha. When I listen to Seeds I think of you, Hope, because I know how much you love the album. And I want to love it as much as you do, but . . . back in 1989, I felt conflicted—and I still do. I was blown away by “Sowing the Seeds of Love” when it came out in the summer of ‘89, a month before the album. We TFF fans had endured what was in those days a troubling and agonizingly long wait (4 and ½ years between Songs and Seeds), but the lead single seemed to make it all worthwhile. The combination of catchy pop hooks and intricate production, somehow both simple and complex all at the same time, remains stunning—the pinnacle of TFF creativity, probably (for me, at least) their single best song. The long multipart bridge is alone a thing of glory. Hope, in the past you’ve asked of albums by other bands if a record was their Pet Sounds? Well, “Sowing the Seeds” struck me as TFF’s “Good Vibrations.” (Not an original observation, I am aware.) Both are whole-albums-in-one-song, promising to presage a dazzling set of similar creations. Of course, that did not happen with the Beach Boys. But did TFF fulfill that promise? I’m glad it did for you. For me, not quite.

HOPE: Been waiting for this. A band we both love that hits each of us in a (mostly) completely different way. It’s so hard to align classic, critically acclaimed pop songs and albums from the ‘60s and ‘70s with those of the ‘80s, a decade that has never been taken seriously in such matters. Which is why I love your connecting “Good Vibrations” to “Seeds”. That fascinated me, it made sense! Of course, I know people who would completely recoil at that idea (I can feel them bristling right now). And of course, for me, the indulgent, the passionate Seeds of Love full-length LP more than met expectations.

It’s impossible to talk about Seeds without acknowledging the “P” word: Yes nerds, I’m talking about “Prog (rock).” Seeds can occasionally seem and sound kinda Proggy. There is a faint scent of early ’70s Yes and Genesis emanating from its pores…meaning the average run-time for a song on the album is six (staggering) minutes…meaning it is home to a few hefty instrumental passages…meaning it isn’t remotely sexy. And like any Prog album worth its salt, in order to really experience it properly, the album requires that you listen to it in sequence. Or at least Side Two does, aka tracks 5 through 8. Shed your cool-guy/gal cynicism at the door! Pull on your (imaginary) Sgt.Pepper jacket! Grab your (also imaginary) sword! Drop the needle (yeah, I just did that) and close your eyes!…which brings us to Side One…

MATTHEW: You won’t find much argument from me on Side One. For me, four of the eight tracks on Seeds are incredible, indispensable TFF creations, and three of them are on Side One. In addition to the sort-of-title track, the opening and closing tracks to the side (“Woman in Chains” and “Advice For The Young At Heart”) are not only stunning and beautiful, they represent forward leaps in terms of content and style. Curt recently commented on how production on The Hurting was “pretty tiny,” with Songs showing “a leap in production values that continued with The Seeds of Love.” But what really stands out on Side One is not only the further complexity of the production but the increasing sophistication of lyrical theme and song construction.TFF are seldom associated with the rather cringey sub-genre term “sophisti-pop,” but isn’t this sophisti-pop at its best?

HOPE: “Sophisti-pop” has always sounded like an insult to me, implying as it does that something is both excessively slick and smarty-pants. In the context of a review, I always took it to mean “well-dressed but ball-less” (if you will). Roxy Music’s beauteous Avalon album or Spandau Ballet’s True are prime ‘80s examples…but damn, that term “sophisti-pop” feels covertly dismissive to my cynical ears.

Fast forward: Here’s Roland and Oleta doing “Woman In Chains” live in 1995. An extra bow of reverence to Oleta’s vocal here because, good lord.

HOPE: Oh, Side One of Seeds! It is immaculate! Starting the album with “Woman In Chains”, an extraordinary power ballad about ingrained misogyny that features a non-bloke TFF outsider on co-lead vocals with Roland—the then unknown American soul singer Oleta Adams—was a bold move. It was a mission statement as well. For all its prog-iness, Seeds is brimming with the essence of something that is never associated with Prog or TFF prior to this album: women. The album is positively brimming with estrogen. Five of the album’s eight songs were co-written by singer-pianist Nicky Holland. The wondrous aforementioned Oleta appears on four tracks total and plays a gigantic vocal part on two of ‘em. Seeds is fueled by Girl Power. 

Also, I have to shout(!) out one of TFF’s underappreciated and most magical powers, aka Roland’s gorgeously soulful whine of a voice. Seeds is home to the most insane vocal runs, dramatic swoops and craziest falsettos he’s ever done (to this day). The vocal interplay between he and Oleta on the beautifully bitter big boy ballad, “Badman’s Song” still blows me away, oh man.Their voices are so in sync that half the time it’s impossible to tell where he ends and she begins. For years I confused who was singing which verse in certain songs, so similar in timbre were the two (true). 

“Sowing the Seeds of Love” is The Beatles’s timeless pop chant “I Am the Walrus” with a sunshiney chorus in place of the original’s gloomy, eerie drone. It’s also the most uplifting, imaginary anti-Margaret Thatcher-marching parade song ever. “Advice For The Young At Heart” is by far the sweetest, most shimmery song on the whole album and the most prototypically Tears for Fears-ish soundwise (kinda like “Everybody Wants to Rule the World’s” mature older sibling). It’s also the only song on the album to feature a Curt Smith lead vocal…in fact, he feels like something of a peripheral presence on Seeds, with only a single songwriting credit and one solitary lead vocal to his name. Turned out trouble was brewing, but as I was so excessively besotted with the album upon release, I missed this concerning little nugget completely, I never thought “where the hell is Curt?” Did you Matthew?

MATTHEW: I absolutely did back then and I still do. Curt has one co-writing credit (“Sowing”) and one vocal (as you say, “Advice”). I never had a problem with the roles played by Oleta Adams or Nicky Holland on the album, and I appreciate them even more now. You are right about the marriage of Oleta’s and Roland’s voices (stunningly smooth) and Holland was clearly crucial to the album being finished—and being the evolutionary step forward that it is. And yet I miss Curt. I miss him on the next two albums too, and I came to think of Seeds of Love as the first of a trio of Roland solo albums under the TFF name. Is that unfair?

Probably. But there’s more that is probably unfair (and won’t be popular with readers who agree with you, Hope). I mentioned above that for me half the album is superb—the sublime trio of “Chains,” “Seeds,” and “Advice,” from Side One, and the gorgeous “Famous Last Words,” which just edges out “Goodnight Song” as the best TFF album closer ever. So, what about the other four songs? None are filler, none are songs I skip. But from the very start, I missed Curt, I missed the privileging of melody over jazzy jamming, and I missed the pop punch that I had come to expect of TFF. I’m no longer annoyed by what I once perceived as the self-indulgence of “Badman.” And I am no longer mystified by the two “Knife” songs, whose pop (and even hit) potential seemed tantalizingly close yet unrealized. I now value them for what they are—steps deliberately far away from Big Chair and towards the next two Orzabal-as-TFF albums. But I cannot ever get over the many years of disappointment. Well, maybe I will eventually!

HOPE: Maybe I’ll help you get there. Because Side Two of Seeds is my official favorite side in the whole TFF discography world. Which is, admittedly, kinda weird. None of its four occupants were hits.Their lyrics are ridiculously overwrought. All the tracks are stuffed to the gills with stuff (sax, singers, soul). Yet, I’ve got nothing but love for these bloated pop beauties. From “Standing on the Corner of the Third World” (Quiet/Loud) to “Swords and Knives” (Plush and windy, birth and death) to “Year of the Knife” (Gigantic heartbreak locomotive w/a fabulously screeching vocal by Roland) to perfectly dreamy bluster-bomb “Famous Last Words” (Apocalyptic love theme), decades have passed but my love for Side Two has never subsided. I don’t even consider these tracks to be four separate entities. No, when I listen to ‘em, they just sound like one big crazy-ass song.

MATTHEW: And those should be our final words on Seeds of Love!

Rating: HOPE: 10/10. MATTHEW: 8/10

Uh oh.

Start of the Breakdown: Seeds of Love took roughly three years and cost millions of pounds to record. All the initial album recordings that had been done by the legendary UK production team of Clive Langer and Alan Winstanley were scrapped and redone. During that time, key Tears stalwarts Ian Stanley (keyboardist & co-writer) and Chris Hughes (producer & co-writer) left the (band) fold. It was a bumpy road that got a helluva lot bumpier once the tour in support of the album concluded. 

That’s when Curt Smith decided to quit Tears for Fears. 

And Roland decided to keep it going without him.

Elemental (1993)

UK: 5. US: 45.

MATTHEW: Wow, this album begins well! The opening trio of songs are so good. Orzabal power pop at its best. I’ve always loved these 15 minutes that comprise “Elemental,” “Cold,” and “Break it Down Again” as a sequel of sorts to the hits of the previous albums, a reassurance that Roland could still write slamming pop songs. That anthemic “stone cold!” outro to “Cold” is the kind of bonus hook that I cherished on the first two albums—and on the best parts of Seeds. But … I still missed Curt. And perhaps Adams and Holland too. Because Elemental drops off after that, as it slips into sounding less Orzabal-as-TFF and more just solo-Orzabal. 

HOPE: The first half of the ‘90s were a particularly bad time for the ‘80s. After a decade of synthesizer domination, guitar-led sounds made a comeback (hello Grunge and Britpop). Apparently, synthpop had been an embarrassing phase and now it was back to business. With a few possible exceptions (Cure, Smiths, R.E.M., perhaps Depeche) ‘80s pop could only be mentioned in hushed tones. As I was working in an HMV megastore at the time, I speak from painful, personal experience. To admit you still spent time listening to Culture Club or The Thompson Twins in the ‘90s was to expose yourself as being resolutely uncool and stuck in the past. All of which is to say, in 1993 the prospect of a new Tears for Fears album, a Curt-free one no less, wasn’t a highly anticipated event. 

To make matters worse, Roland was now openly dismissive of Curt’s contribution to TFF, and implied that he’d thought of him more as a hired hand than an equal partner. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly upon the album’s release, Roland said “The relationship I had with Curt was like that of a producer to an artist…I’d help him get his vocals right and even write his songs for him. It wasn’t really a shared thing.” Oof. Welcome to the official rough patch of TFF (it reminds me a lot of Daryl Hall’s similarly brutal description of John Oates’s contribution to Hall & Oates in his 2007 interview with Pitchfork. In that conversation, he stated that he and John were “not an equal duo and never had been. I’m 90% and he’s 10% and that’s the way it is”. Double oof).

Nine of Elemental’s ten tracks were written with old friend Alan Griffiths who had been with the band The Escape with Seeds of Love collaborator Nicky Holland back in the ‘80s. The album is okay…ish. There is significantly more filler than had ever appeared on a TFF LP before (literally half the songs). Oh, there are some patches of sunlight, like booming, declarative fun boy “Break it Down Again” (“Here we go!”) and shimmery closer “Goodnight Song” which sounds like an actual, vintage TFF song. And “Cold” has a fabulous little hook stuffed inside its chilly bones. But there isn’t much to embrace after that.

MATTHEW: Right. And the moments of anti-Curt spite, combined with the album’s weaker middle, didn’t help TFF’s reputation, especially in the US (where it would be another three decades before a TFF album broke the Top 40, while “Break it Down Again” would prove to be their last US single to even break the Top 100). I don’t think any of the middle five songs of Elemental are bad, and I like the closing pair of “Brian Wilson Said” and “Goodnight Song” (which is lovely and, as you say, sounds very TFF!). But some of those middle five come close to B-side territory (I’m looking at you, “Gas Giants”) and are weaker, for example, than “Laid So Low” (a UK Top 20 hit single a year before this album, recorded for TFF’s first hits compilation). For me, Elemental is, like Seeds, half great and half good but slightly disappointing. Ok, far more disappointing for me than Seeds, and for you they are obviously at opposite ends of the TFF catalog spectrum of quality. So, do we agree that, in the end, this is the least successful of the seven studio albums?

HOPE: Oh yes, I agree with every word of that! That “middle five,” as you dubbed them, are unmemorable apart from Roland’s mean I-hate-Curt-themed “Fish Out of Water” which is memorable for reasons that have zero to do with song quality. It’s all strictly B-Side stuff. And yes, “Laid So Low”, which we’ll get to in detail shortly, dwarfs every one of those middling tracks and maybe everything else apart from “Break It Down Again.”

Rating: HOPE: 5/10. MATTHEW: 6/10

Raoul And The Kings Of Spain (1995)

UK: 41. US: 79.

HOPE: Roland’s second collaborative effort with Alan Griffiths, Raoul and the Kings of Spain is a far better record than its predecessor. While there are a handful of rockier tracks present, including the booming title track that opens the album, the loud boys are not the songs that shine brightest on Raoul. No, it’s the sensitive souls. “Secrets”, with its colossal chorus and the heartbreaking “Me and My Big Ideas” (the latter a duet with the still brilliant Oleta Adams) are THE two greatest ballads in the history of TFF. Have I ever daydreamed about Celine Dion or Whitney Houston covering these tracks in the pop fantasyland that exists inside my head, complete with dramatic key changes in the final verse of each song? Oh hell yes I have. One tiny step below “Secrets” and “Me and My…” are “Sketches of Pain” and the noble “I Choose You”. Both are beauties.

MATTHEW: On those two ballads (“Secrets” and “Me and My…”) we agree, and for me too “Sketches of Pain” and “I Choose You” are enduring beauties. So do we agree on the whole album? Maybe? For me, that handful of amazing songs, too often overlooked, are gems nestled into a brilliant, lamentably-forgotten album.

Does every band have a “most underrated” album? It’s a fun category, so let’s say yes—and might this be that album in the TFF catalog? It not only has a series of fantastic Roland compositions that could’ve been huge singles, but it is strong from start to finish. From the opening guitar riff, this album rocks. It is packed with signature TFF elements— Roland’s powerful vocals, his irresistible melodies, and his angst-tinged lyrics (this may be his most personal record). And this is very much a ‘90s album, despite TFF’s ‘80s association, fueled not by synths but by propulsive drumming and guitar work. Even the superbly soaring “Secrets” (oh yes, one of the great TFF hits that never was) is a rock-pop power ballad. And that Roland/Oleta ballad (I’m back to “Me and My…”) surely stands as tall as their Seeds of Love collaborations (another hit single in a parallel universe)!

So why did the album flop (no hits, lowest charting, second poorest selling, doing well only in continental Europe)? It was partly that 1995 was a low-point for artists labeled as “80s.” Even lower than 1993, when Elemental came out, as you noted earlier, Hope. Being neither Britpop nor grunge, TFF were so yesterday. Hardcore fans knew better, of course. But not enough people heard the album or its singles to get that this wasn’t a re-tread by has-beens but top-notch pop-rock, new and compelling. The title track squeaked into the #31 slot in the UK for a week; in the US, the only single to chart at all was “God’s Mistake,” and it stalled at #102. Part of the problem was the last-minute label shift from Mercury (the label for the first four albums) to Epic—who failed to promote the album and its singles and then promptly dropped the band. That dumbassery left this gem out in the cold. It has never been released on vinyl, and its tracks are excluded from all TFF compilations. Grrrr!

HOPE: In regards to the more rocking tunes present on Raoul, the title track, and “Sorry” are the champs, the most compelling and memorable of the harder stuff. But they are nowhere near as brilliant as the ballads. And those ballads are the main reason why this LP should get more love and attention than it’s been afforded. So I’m with you. Raoul is the most underrated album in the discography.

MATTHEW: There have been times over the years when I’ve thought this was the best TFF album of them all. The album is so good that, for me, there’s no filler at all. If I had to pick a least favorite track, I’d pick “Don’t Drink the Water.” Remove that and you have a blissful ballad pairing of “I Choose You” with “Big Ideas.” But the B-sides are so strong that there is no shortage of substitutes for “Water”; in fact, “Until I Drown” totally deserves to be upgraded. And “Queen of Compromise” was justifiably on the original unreleased Mercury version of the album.

Do I still miss Curt? Absolutely. “He just does something to a song,” as Roland recently said of Curt (admitting that “the two biggest songs in our catalogue, and the biggest earners for me, are ‘Mad World’ and ‘Everybody Wants to Rule the World,’ and that’s Curt singing them”). I wish they’d remix and reissue the Raoul album with Curt’s vocals added. And make it a double vinyl album with the B-sides as bonus tracks on Side 4.

HOPE: I suck, which is to say, I don’t think about Curt’s absence when I listen to this album. But I love your fantastical proposal. For me, Raoul sits just outside the top three TFF LPs ever (aka Hurting, Chair and Seeds). Also, you just triggered that “what if” reflex: If “Water” and “Humdrum and Humble” had been left off and replaced with handsome B-side’s “Until I Drown”, “Queen of Compromise” and the extremely Tears for Fearsy “All of the Angels” on the official 1995 version of the album, Raoul would be at least tied for third on my list.

Rating: HOPE: 7/10. MATTHEW: 9/10

Everybody Loves A Happy Ending (US 2004 / UK 2005)

UK: 45. US: 46.

HOPE: Roland and Curt reunite! Tears for Fears are two again! But is this album better than either of the two Roland-only excursions that preceded it? Hmmm…

MATTHEW: I have a feeling we are going to disagree on this one, Hope. Because I absolutely love this album! “Make love your destination,” indeed. Finally, a Roland-and-Curt sequel to Seeds. Or is it more like a sequel to the Roland-only Elemental and Raoul, but Curt-enhanced? If you, dear reader, think that my adoration for Raoul and Everybody Loves a Happy Ending (ELAHE?) is a bit odd, you’re not alone. Neither were hits. They are the bottom of the TFF sales barrel. Both received mixed reviews. Hope will, I suspect, understand where you are coming from. But if, like me, you think they are hugely underrated and unfairly ignored works of pop genius, you’re not alone either. What the hell, I might as well own it: this is my favorite TFF album! Yes, I said it.

Ok, I’m being hyperbolic and provocative. I’m not claiming that ELAHE is the best TFF album? It isn’t the enduring pop masterpiece that is Big Chair. It isn’t the creative reach-for-the-stars that is Seeds. It lacks the thematic coherence of Raoul. And, to be less giddy about it, I’ve ranked it below Big Chair, sharing the second-favorite spot with Raoul. But I do maintain that ELAHE is an artful and compelling collection of a dozen catchy and expertly assembled pop songs. With all its lyrical and musical references to their influences (especially The Beatles, for which critics gave the duo flack), and to their own past albums, this is in a way the ultimate TFF album.

HOPE: While I think you are crazy, and I mean that with love Matthew, I also appreciate and lovingly respect your passionate declaration! Who among us nerds (you reading this, us here) hasn’t experienced irrational, inexplicable love for the “wrong” album? The one that wasn’t successful or showered with acclaim? The one nobody talks about? Sometimes the rules just don’t apply. Sometimes, something just freakin’ hits. You fall in love with a discographic dark horse (so to speak) and you want to tell the world!

So here’s the deal, there are parts of ELAHE that I completely adore. 

The bright-as-the-blazing-sun anthem “Secret World” is one of my favorite TFF songs of all-time (it is effing fabulous). The album’s first single, “Closest Thing to Heaven” is a mammoth pop monster, with a giant claw of a hook (also fabulous). There are moments of genuine melodic wonder sprinkled along the way, like the simultaneously slick-yet-grungy “Killing With Kindness”, which sounds like some weird TFF approximation of a Smashing Pumpkins song, and the wonderfully messy Beatle-pastiche/sonic son of “Sowing the Seeds of Love”, “Who Killed Tangerine”. Coincidentally (?) those four songs are the loudest, most bombastic tracks on the album. They are also the best, most memorable ones. And their beautiful bigness makes the rest of the tracks sound very small indeed.

“Call Me Mellow”, “Size of Sorrow”,”Quiet Ones” and ”Who You Are” are like a singular fluffy cloud. They are pleasant, not powerful. They waft as one, nothing stands out. The rest of the album’s residents—“The Devil”, “Ladybird”,”Last Days on Earth” and the title track—don’t even hold up to the songs comprising the aforementioned fluffy cloud. It’s not that they are bad, they just don’t stick or stand out.

Now comes the math. While ELAHE is better than Elemental as a complete listening experience, only four of its 12 songs truly deliver the goods. Using that metric (translation: four great songs vs. eight okay ones), ELAHE doesn’t qualify as a great album. Okay Matthew, let me have it!

MATTHEW: That’s very restrained and fair, Hope. Especially compared to some of the mixed reviews the album received upon release. But while I understand why those critics found the intricate and layered production to be a mess, I only hear fascinating connections and delightful details. Likewise, I understand your 4-great-vs-8-ok verdict, and it makes sense to me, but I still hear 11 great or really good songs vs only one that is just ok. Only one? Well, honestly (and happily) yes! That’s “The Devil,” which I’d drop if I was in some parallel fantasy universe in charge of prepping the TFF catalogue for re-release—or, in the case of ELAHE, original release—on vinyl. At over 54” it is too long for vinyl anyway, so removing that track puts the album just under 51” and thus in vinyl range. Still, I hear the audiophiles saying I’d need to cut one more track. And you’ve given us seven options, Hope. But here’s my point: I enjoy the album so much, and I hear it so consistently packed with irresistible hooks and melodies, that I couldn’t decide. The first five tracks are too good to mess with. For example, check out what happens 2’18” into “Who Killed Tangerine”: a superb, anthemic bridge that returns for the last two minutes of the song, just begging to be heard live with thousands of fans chanting “It’s not over!” And a vinyl Side Two might begin with the indispensable “Quiet Ones,” although “Secret World” is so damn good it should probably kick off Side Two. But then it probably should have been a Top Ten smash everywhere —because, as you say Hope, it is effing fabulous! TFF pop at its best. Hell, pop music at its best. And the album doesn’t even drop off after that: “Killing with Kindness” is epic, indeed, another anthem awaiting a stadium-full of fans. “Ladybird” is as singalong-good as the album’s two singles, and “Last Days on Earth” might be up there with the best TFF album closers.

HOPE: ELAHE will always be a cherry-picking affair for me. I am wholeheartedly in alignment with you on one thing though: It would be wickedly cool to hear a whole arena of TFF nerds scream-singing along to “Who Killed Tangerine”.  

Rating: HOPE: 6/10. MATTHEW: 9/10

The Tipping Point (2022)

UK: 2. US: 8.

HOPE: The Tipping Point is a total bottom-loader. None of the first five tracks move me. The latter five tracks on the other hand, well, they’ve got something going on girl. Let me put it this way: if Tipping Point were an EP featuring just those last five songs, I’d rate it eight out of ten at least.

MATTHEW: You know how you never forget the first time you hear certain songs? Usually it happens when you are doing something mundane, like driving to work or making dinner. I was doing yardwork when I first heard “No Small Thing,” the opening track of The Tipping Point.  I was stunned. I just sat on the front step playing it over and over. It seemed to draw upon all the previous albums, lyrically and musically, to create something so viscerally compelling. That ending!  Such a fantastic example of TFF’s particular blend of pop and rock.  So your reaction, Hope, so different to mine, is a fascinating case of how two people who so often are on the same musical wavelength sometimes hear very differently.  And your reaction also prompts this question: do I find the whole album as good as its first song?

Well, I absolutely agree that the second half of the album has something going on. It is held together by very good to great songs, built around the middle track, Orzabal’s “Master Plan,” which is to my ears a TFF classic, worthy of a spot on any Essentials list. But my reservations about the first half don’t extend to all five tracks, just the fourth (“Break the Man”) and fifth (“My Demons”). They’re not terrible, but they don’t grab me the way so many TFF songs do. Do you agree, Hope? Perhaps many fans wouldn’t agree, and Curt and Roland surely wouldn’t — as both were singles and included in the setlist for the album’s tour.

HOPE: Totally agree on both “Break the Man” and the sub-Depeche Mode “My Demons”! They sound formulaic. But then, so does the title track…and while I appreciate the sweaty, robustness of “No Small Thing”, the melody on that one doesn’t quite hit. But once track six arrives, the Peter Gabriel meets “Woman In Chains” epic “Rivers of Mercy”, a door opens (Fun Fact: It’s Roland’s fave tune on the album). What comes after that is kinda beautiful.

MATTHEW: Yes, “Rivers of Mercy” is gorgeous. And there’s lots of “kinda beautiful” moments in this second side/half of the album. I confess that after Songs for a Nervous Planet came out in 2024 (we get to that album below), I made my own version of Tipping Point: I replaced “Break the Man” and “Demons” with the far superior “Astronaut” and “The Girl I Call Home,” which sit so well with the second five Tipping songs. And sometimes I play with resequencing: “Please Be Happy” rolls exquisitely into “Stay,” for example.

HOPE: I concur on that last thought! “Please Be Happy”, with its heartwrenchingly personal lyrics (relating to Roland’s late wife Caroline) and exceptionally lovely Curt vocal is maybe the most Beatle-ish ballad in the whole discography. It’s mournful but there is brightness in its arrangement (Oh the strings, the strings). It definitely brings to mind  “The Long and Winding Road” for me. The love notes to the Fab Four don’t stop there. Hands aloft, stadium anthem ”Master Plan” —“a dig” at TFF’s former manager— is also stuffed to the gills with winks and nods toward the lads. It even includes an actual namecheck, for God’s sake

The album winds down with MGMT meets Goldfrapp meets Motown, “End of Night” (forgive me for that description but I swear that’s what it sounds like) and mellow, vintage-Tears-for-Fearsy closer “Stay”. 

That is just one rock solid block of songs. 

Okay, I need to do “A Matthew” right now! You know what would have made this album great? If two of the three of the bonus tracks that were made available only on deluxe edition/exclusive versions of the album (Hello Target shoppers!) appeared on the initial, available-everywhere release of the album. Both “Shame (Cry Heaven)” and “Secret Location” are exquisite modern day TFF songs. Evict any of the aforementioned Side A tracks, pop these two in, and Tipping becomes a great TFF album as opposed to a good one.

MATTHEW: Absolutely. There are three such bonus tracks, all worth having but not on most (or any?) streaming services (although I have all three on a CD version of Tipping Point that was neither hard to find nor costly). And I agree that “Secret Location” and “Shame” are without any doubt worthy of being full album tracks. With TFF, even the bonus tracks are good! The fact is, there is no bad TFF album, no slow decline from a never-equaled debut, no bell curve of quality, no sequence of late-in-life records whose occasional great moments merely remind us of how very good the band once was (yeah, I’m looking at you New Order, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, etc.). Tipping Point isn’t their best, but it’s a great album. Not a great album for a band that started four decades earlier. A great album full stop (period).

HOPE: I appreciate your brutal yet honest observation regarding the other icons you list. Because I can’t help myself, I’ll just add to the pile by saying not one of them has made a song in the 21st century that is worthy of appearing in a Top Twenty list of their greatest creations (Dear Depeche Mode’s “Freelove”, while I do adore you, you handsome little demon, you will never match the greatness of your older siblings). That’s what sets TFF apart from their ‘80s peers. They have

Rating: HOPE: 7/10. MATTHEW: 8/10

Compilations

Tears Roll Down (Greatest Hits 82-92) (1992) (UK 2, US 53)

Saturnine Martial & Lunatic (1996) (Did Not Chart)

Gold (2006) (Did Not Chart)

Rule the World: The Greatest Hits (2017) (UK 13, US Did Not Chart)

HOPE: Our ability to make playlists has not rendered that old stocking stuffer/lazy listeners delight/completist pocket picker, better known as ‘The Greatest Hits’ album, obsolete. They are still pretty popular with the general public, and for a legacy artist, they often rank as their most popular albums on the streaming services…which I find disappointing (Sad Nerd). Especially in the case of TFF as there are countless deep cuts worth hearing. Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

The only thing that mattered to me about Tears Roll Down (Greatest Hits 82-92), the first ever TFF compilation, was the song the LP was named after, and its only new track, “Laid So Low (Tears Roll Down).” Home to lines like “I was humble for you” and “I wish you were my enemy”, it is beautifully bitter and hard not to hear as a goodbye letter from Roland to Curt. As for the comp itself, it’s pretty redundant at this point right?

MATTHEW: Yup. The two official “best of” options are, unfortunately, outdated and flawed. The mixes on streaming platforms are better, but they are indeed no substitute for well-curated “hits” CDs and records. The out-of-print Tears Roll Down runs through the singles from the first three albums, plus “Laid So Low”—which was, as you say, the excellent new single released in 1992 to boost this compilation (it reached #17 in Britain, the album #2). All great songs but an obsolete collection. So what about the 2017 “update,” Rule the World: the Greatest Hits? Well, it repeats 11 singles from Tears Roll Down but tragically omits that one single not on a regular album (“Laid So Low”). And both compilations omit 1983’s “The Way You Are.” Sigh! Rule the World is longer than Tears Roll Down (74” vs 59”), adding one song from each of the later three albums, plus two new songs: “I Love You But I’m Lost” (a single that failed to chart anywhere in the world, despite being the first TFF single in twelve years), and an earlier (slightly inferior) version of Tipping Point track “Stay.” So, a satisfying update? For me, not at all! What do you think?

HOPE: I’m with you. Rule the World: the Greatest Hits should have been the official gathering place for all the singles. It should be noted that there have been a bunch of other TFF compilations released apart from the two official band-approved releases we’ve been talking about. Most of them are record company concoctions with no participation from TFF themselves in terms of actual song choices. Some are exclusive to Germany, Japan, Brazil and Europe. Honestly, there are too damn many.

So after all this, which is the ideal starter kit? Well, I can’t believe I’m saying this, it’s one of the freakin’ aforementioned label-sanctioned releases. Gold, is a 2-CD set that was first released in 2006. It has 24 songs, including “The Way You Are”  and “Laid So Low” plus all the obvious stuff. If you are craving a comp on CD, this is the one to track down, as it is the most comprehensive.

MATTHEW: Yes, Gold comes closest to being the ideal starter kit, as you put it, out of the twenty-two (!) additional compilations listed on Wikipedia. Most were released only in one or a few foreign markets, as you say, so Gold has the virtue of being easily found in the US and UK. But it is still a lost opportunity. It lacks three singles that are on Shout (a 2001 US-only compilation; a near-identical edition was released in Germany): “Suffer the Children,” “I Believe (A Soulful Re-Recording),” and “Goodnight Song.” And while I like that Gold includes two Raoul and four ELAHE singles, why end with so-so B-side-wanna-be “Floating Down the River,” and a random live version of “Mad World”? Grump, grump. Oh dear, Hope, are we turning into those fans that love a band’s music but complain incessantly online over what tracks are on what releases (Hope says YES)? And we are far from done yet! At least we aren’t moaning about formats! Well, for now, let’s leave it at this: We agree that the hits comps are most unsatisfactory, and that a complete double-disc collection of all the singles is long overdue. So, what about B-sides and live cuts?

Let’s take a “Laid So Low (Tears Roll Down)” break. Chew that bone baby.

HOPE: And now, the weird kid. 1996’s Saturnine Martial and Lunatic is a collection of B-Sides and rarities. Its closing track is TFF’s most peculiar and charmingly inaccessible single, “The Way You Are”, which had only been released as a freestanding entity and had never appeared on an album before this (The aforementioned Gold comp it appeared on was released a decade after Saturnine, in 2006) . I rarely listen to this exceedingly odd oddball of a song, but remain fascinated that something with such a slippery chorus and abstract arrangement was released as a freakin’ single ( FYI: Roland and Curt hate this one). But seriously, this collection requires a patience only hardcore fans are likely to muster. In keeping with the B-Side culture of the time (of the ‘80s primarily) the songs are a bit more off-the-wall and experimental than the stuff that appeared on the actual studio albums. So it ain’t for everyone. That said, there are a few straightforward, let’s call them “huggable” tunes among its 18(!) tracks. The wickedly cool, saxophone-fueled freight train, should’ve-been-a-studio-album-track “Always in the Past” and the emotive cover of Robert Wyatt’s bizarro gorgeo-sity “Sea Song” make Saturnine worth having (Ridiculous Sidebar: I love Roland’s pronunciation of “porpoise” as “por-poys” on the latter. Say it with me, “por-poys”.) And gotta give an honorable mention to “New Star” which not only sounds a hell of a lot like a latter day Simple Minds song, but curiously predicts the future sound of Oasis.

MATTHEW: Yes, Saturnine Martial and Lunatic is a 78-minute slog of an album, not for the faint-hearted, a very mixed bag, and for fans only. But of course it was not intended to be an album, but rather a convenient storage device for various B-sides and extras, and as such it is indispensable for even casual fans—worth it for a handful of gems like “Sea Song” (as you note), the paint-by-numbers copy of Bowie’s “Ashes to Ashes,” and the movie soundtrack single “New Star” (the movie being 1994’s dreadful Threesome). Although it makes me pine for that long overdue CD and vinyl release of all singles on two discs, with all the non-single extras on another disc. Come on, boys!

Live Albums

Secret World: Live in Paris (2006) (Did Not Chart)

Songs for a Nervous Planet (2024) (UK 6, US 104)

MATTHEW: Now for the live albums, of which we are only going to cover two official releases (not the bootleg or obscure ones). And in fact, the first of these is pretty obscure too.  Secret World (2006) did not chart anywhere save France—where, despite it being recorded live in Paris the previous year, it only reached #106. That’s not surprising, in that it came on the heels of the band’s lowest-charting-in-the-UK album (Happy Ending or ELAHE). And it was released on a French label, as a CD+DVD only, packaged not in a jewel box but in the flimsy plastic “slim case” of the DVD era. As a fan of ELAHE, I like that a third of the nine live tracks on here are from that album. It is also fun to hear Roland speaking (quite good!) French. And the final three tracks are hits from Big Chair, with an interesting live rendition of “Shout” as the closer. The vocals on all nine live tracks are fine, but a tad shaky (in contrast to Songs for a Nervous Planet, where they seem to have been polished in production—some fans will prefer the polish, some the keeping-it-real live feel). The “Radio Edit” studio version of “Secret World” then follows on the CD, which sort of makes sense as the CD and DVD begin with the live version, and that is the name of this album. But what makes no sense at all is what follows: the above-mentioned “Floating Down the River,” and “What Are We Fighting For” (question mark missing), taken from the 1998 solo Curt Smith album Mayfield (to which we briefly return below). It is also fine, nothing more than that. But what really annoys me is the mixing of live and studio bonus tracks, which feels random and unthinking—weder Fisch noch Fleisch, a great German expression, literally “neither fish nor flesh,” that describes unsatisfactory compromises. Give us a full-length live album or give us an updated full-length compilation of B-sides and extras, but don’t tantalize us with a half-arsed hybrid of both!

From Songs for a Nervous Planet, here’s the live version of “Secret World” featuring a hat tip to Paul McCartney and Wings’ “Let ‘Em In”. It is a real chocolate-covered cherry, which is to say, it’s good.

MATTHEW: I’m still ranting here. Because the other live album is Songs for a Nervous Planet (2024). And it’s great. Nothing to rival studio versions, but an enjoyable variant on them. And yet there’s a catch, similar to what annoys me about Secret World. Imagine this: your band is experiencing an extraordinary comeback, with your first album in two decades going Top Ten in the UK and US, your tour so successful that a live album is being prepared, and the creative juices are flowing so well that you have four new songs, half of another studio album! So, you release the live album (maybe with a live version of one of the new songs, included as a teaser), then take half a year to write and record four to six more songs, and release a sequel to that comeback hit. Right? Oh no. The TFF lads decided instead to shove those four new studio recordings onto the front end of the live album. WTAF?!

HOPE: I am ambivalent about the TFF live recordings.The experience of seeing TFF live is, like a lot of bands, far more compelling than hearing a live recording on a plain old piece of vinyl/CD or streaming service. Secret, is simply a document of what TFF were sounding like on their 2005 tour. Nothing more, nothing less. The two “new” songs tacked onto the end of it are kind of ho-hum.

In regards to (freakin’) Songs for a Nervous Planet, I share your irritation Matthew. It’s a confusing hodge podge that doesn’t work as an album. And get this, until you pointed out that TFF had mixed live songs with new studio tracks like this before (on Secret World), I hadn’t even remembered that this concept wasn’t a new, random thing for them. At first I wondered if my dislike of Songs for a Nervous Planet’s layout in particular was justified. I mean, I love Genesis’s Three Sides Live from 1982 and that LP features, yup, three live sides (recorded at various shows no less) and fourth side of studio tracks. So why did I worship that oddly constructed concoction and feel frustrated with TFF’s similar layout? Well, I think I accepted the Gens mix of live and studio because it was a “heyday album”, meaning when it was released they were still very much a contemporary band. It had vitality and topicality. It felt like an intentional assemblage. Songs for a Nervous Planet does not. It feels like a hasty marketing decision. 

MATTHEW: Sadly, yup. Part of my annoyance over the structure of Planet is that those four new songs are good. More than that, “Astronaut” and “The Girl That I Call Home” are great, and I really like “Say Goodbye to Mum and Dad” too. All three made it onto a playlist of 33 TFF faves I made last year. And they would have anchored a new studio album nicely. Take the best of those Tipping Point “bonus” tracks we mentioned and you’re over half way to an album. Easy for me to say, I know, and I’m not downplaying the inspiration and perspiration that goes into turning Roland’s genius into studio recordings. But still. Aaargh!

HOPE: Concurring! “Astronaut” deserved a better showcase. Also, songs about feeling like an outsider and wanting to live in another galaxy rule.

MATTHEW: Absolutely. “Astronaut” deserved better. It is incredible that almost half a century after Roland and Curt started a band together (the pre-TFF band Graduate), they can still deliver a pop song so strong and memorable. How about a retrospective singles compilation that begins with “Astronaut” and goes backwards, including every single—all forty (I think!) of them—ending with “Suffer the Children.” Or maybe ending with “Elvis Should Play Ska”?

HOPE: Yeah, but no. Better to end where TFF began, at “Suffer the Children.” Sure, “Elvis Should Play Ska” would take us back to the first Orzabal and Smith single, as it was the only 7” release from Acting My Age, the 1980 album by their first band, the quirky, okay-ish, mostly Mod-style five-piece Graduate. But it is a total outlier (to me) and bears no sonic relation to TFF. It’d be disruptive.

The other thing is that while the English Beat-esque “Elvis Should Play Ska” did hit the top ten in Spain, it isn’t that great a song. Plus it only received minimal love in the UK, peaking at sad, old #82 in the pop chart in 1980. All that matters is that the following year, Graduate broke up and formed TFF.

P.S.!!!  Both Songs from the Big Chair and Seeds of Love received the Super Deluxe Box Set treatment (in 2014 and 2021 respectively). Each were reissued as multi-disc sets featuring demos, B-Sides, alternate mixes and live stuff (you know the drill). It’s a lot. Maybe even too much

Before I took this picture, I hadn’t touched the Songs From the Big Chair box since the day I got it in 2014. Our first in person meeting after months of anticipation was electric. The box was fulsome and pretty. Then it was over.

When it comes to these exhaustive collections, not just these TFF ones, but those by any beloved artist, the most exciting moment is not listening to any of the contents. It is in fact the potential of experiencing something you’ve heard 3000x as new again and the actual unboxing. Those are the exciting parts. The moment when it first gets announced and you see there are unreleased songs in the tracklisting! Oh yes! The feeling when the box arrives and that massive shrinkwrapped monster is in your actual hands! Then comes the awed fondling of their handsome packaging and glossy booklets. You don’t simply have these Super Deluxes so much as you freakin’ possess them. Despite it not being a remotely sexual experience, it is all distressingly horny. Alas, those feelings of excitement are fleeting. 

There are some interesting things on both the SFTBC and Seeds boxes but nothing revelatory. I found the demos on the latter to be intriguing listens initially (one in particular, more on that below). But the story ended the same as always.The day after I received the boxes, read their contents and loaded the music into the digital library, I was done with ‘em. They were filed on the shelf with their well-groomed brothers and sisters forever

Solo/Outside projects

MATTHEW: Here is where we round up the various other projects into which Curt and Roland have put their creative energies. Graduate came before TFF, but what came after the 1990 split? Roland, of course, soon made two albums under the TFF banner. A third was also written and recorded, to be likewise released as a TFF album. But when Roland and Curt patched things up and reunited in 2000, Roland put out Tomcats Screaming Outside in 2001 as the only album released under his name. It did not chart. (I imagine that had Curt been involved, the album might have acquired a better name.) Meanwhile, Curt released a series of four solo albums. Soul on Board (1993), a flop in the UK and not released in the US, has long since been disowned by him. Mayfield (1998) was released under the band name Mayfield; it was re-released in 2000 as Aeroplane, with six extra tracks (which confusingly were released as an EP in the US also titled Aeroplane), and re-released again with an additional track in 2011. Halfway, Pleased (2008) and Deceptively Heavy (2013) complete the four. So what do you think of all those solo projects?

HOPE: Hmmm. Like most TFF-heads, I approached every solo excursion with hope! I mean, I bought every one! It wasn’t the hope that the albums themselves would be great but rather that there’d be one insanely fabulous new song to fall in love with forever. But of course nothing ever hit as hard as TFF. To be fair, there are a few fine things on the aforementioned LPs… just not enough to consider any of these records underrated, hidden gems as a whole. The two tracks that come closest to being “wows” on Roland’s Tomcats, are the U2-ish, anthemic “For the Love of Cain” and the moody “Day By Day By Day By Day By Day.” Curt’s lovelies are with his band Mayfield, specifically the swoony “Aeroplane” (best lyric: “All I want is a wet dream, ice-cream”. Hot.) and the mystical “Trees”. These are really nice songs, but they are not enough to lift the albums themselves out of just-okayness.

Which brings us to this weird aberration. After ten years of not recording as a duo, Roland and Curt reconvened in 2013 and recorded a messy cover of Arcade Fire’s “Ready to Start”. That song plus two additional covers of songs by Hot Chip and Animal Collective made up a three-song EP called Ready Boys & Girls that was made available for Record Store Day in 2014. It was well-intentioned but the tracks included seemed hopelessly dated even then.

MATTHEW: For me, all these albums are dispensable extras of interest only to hardcore fans. As mentioned when we talked about The Hurting, the Graduate album is a curiosity for anyone wondering what came before (but that didn’t even come close to the brilliance of The Hurting). As for the solo projects, I suspect there are some real fans of those albums, but I find they only send me fleeing back to Tears for Fears. Not because they are bad; they all contain valuable moments, even a gem or two (as you detail). But because they echo (or anticipate) TFF material without being as good as TFF records. And in the end, none of these albums are great. And as you say, the three covers on Ready Boys & Girls are from the years right before that 10” vinyl EP came out in 2014, and it is a must-have only for the most dedicated completists.

HOPE: One last thing! We need to acknowledge some of the wondrous work Roland did with other artists. First and foremost, he produced (w/David Bascombe), wrote (a few songs) and played (a bit) on former TFF bandmate Oleta Adams’s 1994 album Circle of One. It is a slick, lovely, gospel-flavored, jazz-seasoned LP for grown people and Oleta sounds like a freakin’ angel throughout. 36 years have passed and  “Rhythm of Life” (Composed by Roland and Nicky Holland!) and “Get Here” remain as gorgeous as the day they were recorded.

Mancrab were a duo consisting of singer Eddie Thomas and former TFF stalwart Ian Stanley. Their one and only song “Fish for Life” featured on the 1986 soundtrack of Karate Kid II (“Daniel-san, never put passion before principle”). It was written and produced by Stanley with Roland and sung by Eddie Thomas. It sounds exactly like a Tears for Fears song. If you didn’t know it was Mancrab, you’d swear on your life it was a freakin’ TFF record. It is a proper tune with a proper chorus. It was an all-star member of my favorite driving mixtape in ye olde ‘80s and if TFF had actually performed it, it’d absolutely be in my top twenty Tears tunes. Fish for Life!

In 1999, Roland (and Alan Griffiths) produced Icelandic singer-songwriter Emiliana Torrini’s Love in the Time of Science album. They also wrote its two best songs: the sleek, stringy and sad “Wednesday’s Child” and the epic Bjork-meets-the-Beatles ballad “Baby Blue”. Both are worth seeking out.

These fours walls may not be seventh heaven but this song sure is.

MATTHEW: You’re so right about that Mancrab song! I’d love to hear it sung by Roland with Curt on backing vocals—it would sound like an outtake from late-80s TFF studio sessions. They should record it for the next album, thus giving Ian Stanley (unsung hero of early TFF albums) some royalties (online rumor has him living as a farmer in Ireland). I agree too that the Oleta Adams album is gorgeous and holds up well. Likewise, that debut Emiliana Torrini album, which I only discovered when she sang a Thievery Corporation track, and she’s long been my favorite Icelandic artist (yes, that’s tongue in cheek, and a dig at Bjork!). Again, how about Roland and Curt recording some of these songs they’ve written for others, or at least just collecting them together? I’d rather hear “Baby Blue” or “Fish for Life” than that overplayed “Mad World” cover, wouldn’t you?

HOPE: Oh man, a compilation album of TFF songs they gifted to others sung by TFF themselves? I would LOVE that. The demo for “Rhythm of Life” actually featured on the super deluxe version of Seeds of Love and Roland’s vocal on it is straight-up soul girl. ‘Tis beautiful. Oh hell, just listen to it here.

I never got into the, yes, overplayed Gary Jules’s cover of “Mad World”. It’s fine but as far as TFF covers, I’ll take Japanese Breakfast’s spare, breathy version of “Head Over Heels” over that any day (Hear it here).

Curt And Roland being all elder statesman-ee in 2022.

In Conclusion

When Matthew and I decided to focus on Tears for Fears for this discographic breakdown, I wondered how we should frame it. And the first thing that came to mind was how despite their immense success, Roland and Curt were never showered with the same reverential love and respect as ‘80s contemporaries like Depeche Mode and The Cure. They simply weren’t as cool or, dare I say, poetic. They weren’t regarded as eccentric geniuses like Kate Bush or as masterful pop icons like George Michael. And okay, they didn’t inspire the insane sexual fervor that Duran Duran did. They were just a couple of magical nerds who created brilliant songs. 

To be honest, this piece wasn’t so much about answering the question ”Who is the greatest ‘80s- era band” as it was, “hey, these blokes are as great as any one of these anointed heroes”. That “anointed” is literal. See, every single one of the aforementioned artists has been inducted into the (freakin’) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. TFF have never even been nominated. 

Okay, that place is a motherfuckin’ mess, but still.

I guess all we know is that after 40 plus years of existence, that moment when the verse turns into the chorus on “Head Over Heels” still has the ability to leave us all reeling no matter how billions of times we’ve heard it. The possibility of new TFF recordings still inspires hope that your next new favorite song is right around the corner. And that opening guitar riff on “Everybody Wants to Rule the Rule”? It still has the power to ignite a million ecstatic endorphins in every mammal who happens to be within earshot of it. Somewhere in the world right now, it’s doing that very thing. And it’ll keep on doing that as long as this giant dustball is spinning. Tears for Fears, cheers, cheers, cheers.

Ranking the Albums!

HOPE

The Seeds of Love (10/10)

Songs from the Big Chair (9/10)

The Hurting (8/10)

Raoul and the Kings of Spain (7/10)

The Tipping Point (7/10)

Everybody Loves a Happy Ending (6/10)

Elemental (6/10)

MATTHEW

1–Songs from the Big Chair (9/10)

2=Everybody Loves a Happy Ending (9/10)

2=Raoul and the Kings of Spain (9/10)

4=The Hurting (8/10)

4=The Seeds of Love (8/10)

6–The Tipping Point (8/10)

7–Elemental (6/10)

Ten Favorite Songs!

HOPE (in alphabetic order)

Famous Last Words

Head Over Heels

Laid So Low (Tears Roll Down)

Listen

Me and My Big Ideas

Secrets

Secret World

The Working Hour

Woman in Chains

Year of the Knife

MATTHEW (in alphabetic order)

Astronaut

Closest Thing to Heaven

Cold

Head Over Heels

Pale Shelter

Rivers of Mercy

Secrets

Secret World

Sowing the Seeds of Love

Woman in Chains

Thanks for listening ❤️ YOU rule. Welcome (back) to your life…

Coming Soon!

So back in 2016, I drew a little tribute to Prince in chalk on the bumpy wall of Rough Trade Shop in Brooklyn. It featured the lyrics of “I Would Die 4 U’, my all-time favorite song of his. I also wrote an embarrassing appreciation of the song a while back if you want to check it out and laugh at me (Read it here!). Well, apparently I am still not done thinking about this freakin’ song. It is completely embedded in my psyche. Freakin’ pop music strikes again. My latest nerdy art project is making faux 7″ covers on actual blank sleeves, drawing on both sides with markers. Guess what the first one I’ve made is? Yup, it’s “I Would Die 4 U’. And now it’s no longer just a tribute to Prince and the song, but is also a nod to the long-erased chalk drawing on the wall above (I hardly knew you brother). Anyway, here is the front cover:

And here is the back cover!

I should warn you, I’m going to post more of these little monsters here, but not at the expense of the big stuff, which is the real reason I’m writing this.

Coming in March (finally!): A massive discographic breakdown of a fabulous band! And coming soon after that will be an insane and ridiculous album list. We’ve never done a list before. It will be mess, full of love and confusion (Promise).

Thanks for still hanging or just starting to hang with PuR. You absolutely rule 🙂

Maneater: Grading and Rating the Albums of Daryl Hall And John Oates, A Love Story

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But if there’s a doubt maybe I can give out a thousand reasons why…

(“Say It Isn’t So” 1983)

I love Daryl Hall and John Oates. At this stage of my life, I’m pretty certain that I’ve listened to the Private Eyes album in its entirety thousands of times. And within that, the number of times I’ve played “Did It In A Minute” and “Italian Girls” in particular is, by any normal standard, sickly excessive. I’m not trying to scare anyone though the fact that I could easily live out the rest of my days without hearing another Dylan or Nirvana song but would invariably suffer painful withdrawal if I couldn’t hear “Kiss On My List” might. I remain enraptured by most of the same stuff everyone else is I suspect, the endless melodic genius of the tunes and Hall’s ridiculous vocal prowess chief among them but must acknowledge the standard cliche that applies here, namely that Daryl Hall & John Oates provided much of the soundtrack to all the wonder, fear and horror of my impressionable childhood and teen nightmare years. And though the songs weren’t necessarily coming from the viewpoint of a nerdy suburban girl who liked to draw for hours while sitting in a walk-in closet, they spoke to me on some visceral level that I’m incapable of explaining coherently beyond the stuff I just described. Deep down it’s way, way more than all that.

Grading the Albums of Daryl Hall & John Oates aka Why the Hell Am I Doing This? In the words of late, legendary writer Toni Morrison, “If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it“. Now to be clear here, I am in no way comparing myself to a real and extraordinarily gifted author, it’s just that this statement kind of explains why I’m doing this. I’ve always wanted to read a piece breaking down the Hall & Oates catalog and ephemera and so figured I’d just make one for fun, for love, and for all the past, present, and future H & O acolytes otherwise known as my people.

Disclaimer (or maybe warning):  I confess that this essay features some of my personal history as it relates to the music of Daryl Hall and John Oates. I had to draw on a few experiences to establish the context in several instances but have tried to keep things under control ( tried ). Believe me when I tell you that I am infinitely more interested in breaking down the moody, noir-ish magnificence of the “One on One” video than sharing self-important kindergarten anecdotes because seriously, who cares. And I’ll just refer to them as H & O from here on in for ease of everything. While I’m going to reference some factual history as it relates to the overall sound and imagery, in no way is this mess you are reading meant to serve as an actual history of the band. It’s a fans view of the sound, lights, and colors emitting from H & O as seen through besotted and terminally faithful nerd eyes ( which hopefully one or two of you share ).

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Oh no, not sidebars:  Yes sidebars, but mostly in spirit, because they aren’t situated physically on the side, they are just stuffed directly inside this essay thing. These “sidebars” feature ludicrous conspiracy theories, potentially embarrassing anecdotes as well as impossibly misguided counterpoints to popular opinions. The truly unhinged and wtf sidebars happen once we hit the ’80s so I hope you will stick it out until then.

Listen to This!:  I attached links to the song titles mentioned within the album reviews so you can hear them as you read. It’s kind of like a poor man’s version of a museum tour. Plus there are links attached to some of the names mentioned within so if you want, you can get a little additional background.

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DARYL HALL & JOHN OATES ( established 1970 ™): Need to get factual and dry for a second which I want to apologize for in advance. I promise there’s some shit-talking right around the corner. Anyway, since coming on the scene in the early ’70s, H & O have sold over 40 million records, had six # 1’s, 34 chart hits, seven platinum, and six Gold albums. Those are crazy numbers when you consider they happened at a time when you had to buy actual records or tapes in order to hear stuff at your leisure and the only number that was counted technically was that initial time you played it i.e. bought it. Streaming has skewed and forever altered the meaning of numbers but the point is H & O have been insanely successful (and for the record, H & O’s play counts across all the platforms add up to pretty staggering numbers ). But the singles are only half the story. Let’s talk about that for a second…

“Singles remind me of kisses, albums remind me of plans”

(“If I Didn’t Love You” by Squeeze 1980)

Singles vs. Albums:  Squeeze’s genius lyricist Chris Difford really nailed the difference between singles and albums in that line, perfectly and poignantly. While H & O are very famous for their kisses ( singles and no pun intended, swear ), their plans ( albums ) are generally not spoken of in reverential terms. You won’t see them on those ubiquitous “Greatest Albums of All-Time” lists unless maybe it’s one solely focused on the ’80s, but even then it’s unlikely ( not cool enough, I’ll get to that shortly ). H & O’s full-lengths are generally regarded as storage facilities for singles that are surrounded by inferior filler/packing material. While that logic applies to ABBA, it does not apply to H & O ( while some may suggest otherwise there is no such thing as an ABBA deep cut, either it’s a transcendent single or it’s caulking, there’s no in-between ).

The fact that H & O’s singles were so successful has clouded the perception of what they actually were at their core. They were an album band. They were a deep-cut manufacturing company, only theirs weren’t meandering, last-minute filler but in fact, all sounded like #1 singles from some alternate universe.

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“Maybe I should feel guilty…”
(“It’s A Laugh” 1978)

The Scourge of the “Guilty Pleasure”: I’ve never listened to Daryl Hall and John Oates with irony. Not just because I never thought I was personally cooler than whatever album I was listening to ( I wasn’t ), but because when I first heard most of the songs, I was still innocent, trusting, and naive enough to take them at face value. Which is to say, for all its apparent rhyming silliness, “Kiss on My List” wasn’t a joke to me. It was a key member of my teenage crush soundtrack team along with evergreen anthems like The Police’s “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic” and “Misunderstanding” by Genesis.

Of course, some experience the H & O visuals and aural soundscape a lot differently. The utter ’80s-ness of the videos, coyly comical lyrical content, and lush Oates mustache, have ensured their permanent residence in the musical “guilty pleasure” pile. They are considered either with a nod and a wink full of bemused irony or as a punchline. But that kind of thinking has no place here. The concept of “guilty pleasure” is, at its core, bullshit since none of us can help how we’re wired. It’s best to just own up, embrace stuff and not give a shit what people say because honestly, who cares. Obviously “Maneater” isn’t the mortal, soul-baring equal of “Love Will Tear Us Apart”. But “She’s Gone“, well that’s another story.

What are we grading here ?:  All 18 official studio albums as well as any key live or compilation albums that were released within the timeframe that H & O were still releasing new studio albums, plus the 2009 box set. I’m going to use the standard 1 to 10 grading scale, 1 being rubbish, 10 being perfect.

About the compilations:  I’m sorry but I have to share one more nerd thing. There are a whole lotta hit compilations, too many, which has inevitably resulted in a lot of repetition. I really want to accentuate the studio album experience here and will only be talking about the compilations I feel are the most significant and/or were the most culturally relevant at the time of their original release.

Also won’t be getting into some of the latter-day, 21st century live albums which while generally fine, serve mostly as archival documents and souvenirs.

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“It’s you and me forever”
(“Sara Smile” 1975)

Initial Contact:  The first Hall & Oates record I ever bought was the 45 aka 7″ of “Rich Girl”. From that point on I was officially hooked though I had no idea at the time that meant for the rest of my life. I also vividly remember spending most of my meager allowance on the Circus Magazine depicted above. I know. It was unquestionably worth forking over hard to come by kid cash to the mean girl cashier at Family Pharmacy, my childhood magazine haunt. Plus it had a poster of hairy Andy Gibb so you know, it was coming home with me no matter what. At the time I couldn’t decide who I thought was hotter but I admit that John’s shirtless come hither thing coupled with my inexplicable youthful fascination with mustaches gave him the edge at that moment. I did ultimately switch allegiance to Daryl but retained a keen Oates appreciation and this cover is the undeniable foundation of that appreciation.

John-Sex-Jean-Michel-Basquiat-and-Keith-Haring-at-AREA-ClubJohn Sex, Jean-Michel Basquiat and Keith Haring in 1987. I swear this will make sense in a minute. 

Question- What is “Cool ?”:  I attended the School of Visual Arts in NYC in the ’80s, when visual artists seemed as big as pop stars ( or at least they did to me ). Iconic graphic artist Keith Haring had studied there for a couple of years before dropping out but nonetheless came to do a presentation one afternoon. He’d arrived with fabled and fabulous downtown performance artist John Sex in tow, another SVA alumnus, which was about as NYC ’80s hip as you could possibly get. Keith spoke favorably of his former school, showed slides of his work, answered our student questions, and sweetly drew his trademark radiant baby on anything we put in front of him. But then he did this thing that nearly obliterated whatever goodwill I had for him and everyone else in the room that day.

During his presentation he showed a slide of an album cover he had worked on, some dance thing I can’t recall, and said he frequently got asked to do art for record sleeves but was picky about what he chose to work on. He then mentioned that he’d recently been asked to do an album cover for Hall and Oates. John Sex then jumped in and asked Keith if he’d considered this request. His answer was an emphatic “pfffft, no way“. The obvious implication being that they were lame. Which was made abundantly clear by the tone of his voice as he said it. No way. People laughed. They knew what he meant. It was instinctively understood by every person in the auditorium that day that Hall & Oates were not cool.

Admittedly, everything was working against them in the “this band is cool” column at that point. They were popular. Their videos played in an endless loop on MTV. The songs were catchy and in regular rotation on AM radio ( uncool ). They were in their thirties for God’s sake ( this was regarded as ancient in the ’80s MTV heartthrob days ). And of course, girls liked them more than boys. They were not looked upon as a serious, credible musical entity in any way. And so Keith Haring and my pretentious art school classmates thought them to be corny shit. But they were wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. See no matter how “uncool” they were perceived to be by the cool people in the ’80s, whether they accepted it or not, at that time Hall & Oates were the absolute total 100% sound embodiment of New York City.

No, I didn’t say anything after that dark moment, I just sat there and seethed, arms crossed, playing the role of pissed-off fan-girl. “You all just wait, because 35 years from now I’m gonna call you out on this bullshit”. And here we are. Okay, I feel better now.

P.S. I forgave the late Keith in my heart and remained a fan of his…but I do still think he was wrong.

Sidebar!: I believe the album in question was the 1983 Rock ‘n Soul compilation because the cover art they ultimately settled on amounted to a poor man’s version of a Keith Haring drawing i.e. THIS :

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“Rummaging through antique clothing store racks of quirky Technicolor bowling shirts, musty record stores with row upon row of vinyl inspiration, vintage guitar shops, seeing beautiful girls writing their own fashionable rule books, druggie burnouts on broken stoops and all this wrapped together under a thick aroma of freshly baked pizza and italian bread…the Village offered up multiple sensory orgasms of possibilities around every corner”

“The maneater wasn’t just that woman. It was New York City”

-Quotes from John Oates’s 2017 memoir Change of Seasons

Okay, so Hall & Oates = NYC: Certain bands are as much a place as a sound. The Beach Boys ARE Southern California. Joy Division ARE Manchester. And Daryl Hall and John Oates ARE New York City. Or to be more specific, ’80s New York City. They embodied the vibe as vividly as any of Larry Levan’s legendary nights at Paradise Garage or Wild Style or the seedy “Fascination” video game arcade in Times Square which I was always moderately terrified to walk into. They may have been full-on Philly in their origins but their sound was perfectly in sync with the neon, steaming manholes, cigarettes, and candy-eyed synthesized glamour of New York City.

You’d never know it now but back in the ’80s, 8th street, in the West Village of NYC, was ground zero cool for teen people like myself. It was centrally located near all the best record and clothing stores and home to a giant new wave pop culture-infused head shop called Postermat. That place was a teenage pop fan-MTV addict’s dream. It had glass counter displays stuffed with hundreds of band buttons and pins (Bowie, Specials, The Jam, and on and on). There was a massive tee-shirt wall with images of everything from Little Richard to the Union Jack as well as a cluster of poster racks filled with the usual cult heroes (Elvis, Marilyn, James Dean). 

It was also located directly across the street from the legendary Electric Lady recording studio, the musical home base of Jimi Hendrix during the last months of his life.

Of course, the studio’s historic legacy meant absolutely zero to my ignorant teenage brain. All I cared about was the fact that Daryl Hall and John Oates recorded their albums there ( ultimately their four GREATEST albums ), across the street from Postermat on freakin’ 8th street, where I walked by nearly every day, and they touched this same sidewalk I’m touching now, and oh my god what if they are actually here or on the way. Walking down that street was always a slightly fevered experience because of this. I did ultimately catch them filming part of the “Possession Obsession” video on what I’m certain was the coldest night in the history of mankind but even with my youthful constitution at its maximum strength, it was just too damn cold to stand out there and watch for too long. 

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This is the image that is lodged in my mind when I think of NYC in the 80’s. Daryl and his immaculate hair on 6th Avenue and 8th Street in 1983’s “One On One” video.

One Last Thing, Here It Comes…John Oates, Real Talk: Time to address the elephant. It’s no secret that John Oates has been treated as something of a 6th finger in Hall & Oates by the world at large. As in he’s there but is not necessary. As in what exactly does he do and is his guitar plugged in. It was an idea that picked up steam as the duo became more successful, and Daryl became the primary face in the videos, and the primary voice on the hits.

John’s legendary secondary status reached its pop culture apex on, where else, The Simpsons :

In a Pitchfork interview back in 2007, Daryl was quoted as saying that he and John were “not an equal duo and never had been. I’m 90% and he’s 10% and that’s the way it is “.

And all through my years of fandom, I admit I felt this too. Hot Circus Magazine cover aside, when it came to listening to the albums, the Oates tracks ( the ones he wrote and sang lead on ) were barricades, the opening band before the real thing you were there to see. Still, as it was LP days and moving the needle required physical effort, I mostly just let the albums play all the way through, becoming familiar with the Oates-led tracks by default but having nowhere near the same emotional investment in them. The hooks in the Hall-led tracks were just more straight-up swoon-some and surprising.

Once the Sony Walkman arrived on the scene and fell into my hands ( ed. note: I basically hijacked my brother’s so blessings to him for understanding ), the editing frenzy began and it was mostly Oates tracks that ended up on the cutting room floor. The painstakingly assembled mixtapes I was stuffing in this magnificent new gadget were basically non-stop Hall-fests. Daryl, Daryl, and more Daryl.

The inevitable by-product of this editing, this laser focus on only the songs I loved with nothing in between, resulted in these previously adored tracks losing some of their initial luster from overexposure. Like a beloved teddy bear that’s lost an eye, I just plain over-loved them.

To “fix” this issue, I started plugging songs I’d initially ignored into newly made mixtapes hoping it would reignite my fever for the old songs by recreating that anticipatory feeling of waiting for them I used to get when the record was playing on the turntable. Which is what led to my formal Oates Epiphany. Most of the new additions on these tapes were HIS songs. Don’t get me wrong, I’d kinda liked some of them already but something had shifted. They were now sounding really, really good, like way better than I remembered. Is “Cold Dark & Yesterday” ( Oates ) better than “Did It In A Minute” ( Hall )? In a word, no. But it is damn good. Still, are there days I’d rather hear “Friday Let Me Down“( Oates ) than “Method of Modern Love” ( Hall )? Absolutely, most days in fact. And so when I say I love Daryl Hall and John Oates, I do genuinely mean both of them. It took a minute but the epiphany arrived.

And so to honor and acknowledge  what maybe doesn’t always get the attention, at the end of most of the album reviews there will be a nod to the “Best Oates Moment” i.e. the song(s) where Oates is the primary composer and/or lead vocalist ( FYI: John’s autonomous contributions were somewhat sporadic over the first handful of albums and several thereafter so I will only reference where the above description applies ).

And now…

The Albums

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Whole Oats (1972) 

Grade: 4/10

John Oates refers to this as H & O’s “dump album”, as it features the most worthy songs they’d accumulated in their arsenal up to that time. The theme of the album is just a simple, “Hi, we’re Daryl Hall and John Oates and it’s 1972” and as such is filled with sunny, quirky, AM radio-ready, sucking on hayseed, folky pop songs and no fixed identity. There’s a lot of talk about heading back to the “countryside”, walking “down by the canyon” and of course, “lying on the needle floor” with who else but “the reverend’s daughter”. The overall sound sits restlessly between early ’70s acoustic style Elton John and the cornier side of Harry Nilsson…but underneath this pile of hay are a couple of tracks brimming with promise and foretelling the H & O sound of the future, specifically Hall’s shining vocal showcase “Lazyman” and the album’s closer, the lush, Todd Rundgren-esque “Lilly (Are You Happy)“. They are both soul with the latter also being fire.

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Abandoned Luncheonette (1973)

Grade: 9/10

While the hayseed folk-pop of the debut album is still on display within Abandoned Luncheonette, the soon-to-be trademark, lushly-stringed soul sound officially infiltrates the proceedings, due in large part to the influence of the album’s producer, the legendary Arif Mardin. And fact is the most successful songs are the ones where they abandon the folk-pop and go straight-up soul. As for specific songs, what is there to say about “She’s Gone” at this point ( insert reverential sigh here ) with its oddly joyful, over-the-top angst and legendarily demented proto-video. It features not only the finest vocal interplay H & O ever laid down but generously gifted the world with the seminal line “worn as a toothbrush hanging in the stand” ( As “guilty feet have got no rhythm” was to the ’80s, so was that “worn toothbrush” to the ’70s ).  The superb title track, a movie plot in the shape of a song, offers a particularly memorable and soaring vocal from Hall on the chorus. Guitar solos straight out of ’70s cop shows where they are heading to the bad side of town, sophisticated soul ballads; it’s all here. The last-minute of the album is occupied by a chicken in the bread pan pickin’ out dough i.e. a couple of bizarre raving banjo and fiddle solos because, why the hell not.

Best Oates Moment: A 23-year-old John was inspired to write “I’m Just a Kid ( Don’t Make Me Feel Like a Man)” after the experience of being surrounded by even younger people ( girls ) at a show, whom he sensed were looking at him as an old guy even though he himself was technically young. It is lyrically problematic at points with John referring to himself as a “cradle thief”, and his love interest as “little girl”, and then stepping way over the line with “will you survive, will you learn to drive”. It’s hardly 33-year-old Ringo Starr singing “You’re Sixteen” but yeah, it may be slightly dicey. Know what though, best not to think too much and just dig it at face value as the nicely-tuned ’70s rock shuffle that it is.

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War Babies (1974)

Grade: 7/10

Generally speaking, even when they were being weird, H & O still made songs that were pretty accessible. Produced by old colleague and super genius Todd Rundgren, War Babies is the most deliberately defiant, sonically experimental, FM radio-ready album H & O ever made and as such, the one with the most “Rock Cred”. As a chick, I can state it’s not really built to appeal to chick ears and seems more focused on attacking key nerve centers in boy brains…which is to say at points it gets dangerously close to Frank Zappa and there is some serious instrumental wanking. When it works, it more closely resembles the noodly yet accessible soul-pop excursions of Todd himself, “Is It A Star” being the best example. And while “I’m Watching You ( A Mutant Romance)” sounds like a lyrically clumsy Lou Reed song, it is still oddly compelling. War Babies is ultimately a slick, sleazy, and desperate piece of work, an acquired taste to be sure but absolutely worth exploration for the open-minded H & O fan.

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Daryl Hall & John Oates aka the Silver Album (1975)

Grade: 5/10

This album features in “Worst Album Covers of All-Time” lists so often at this point that it’s become a cliche. And the fact is, the cover’s not that bad, it’s androgynously “of its time” though maybe somewhat unreflective of the music within it i.e. if it sounded like say Diamond Dogs or Young Americans it would make more sense. Frankly, as worst H & O album covers go, this wouldn’t even make the Top 5 ( Dear God, it gets so, so much worse ). Of course, the fact that the cover tends to be the main talking point regarding this one says a lot about the album itself, for despite being the home of the evergreen, eternal, undisputedly wondrous ballad Sara Smile, the rest of it is pretty middling and mediocre. But it does establish the temporary sound address that will serve as home base for the next H & O release, namely the string-laden Philly-style soul being purveyed at the time by the O’Jays, Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes and producers Gamble and Huff. In 1974 H & O parted ways with Atlantic ( shit just wasn’t happening ) and signed to rival label RCA in no small part because of manager, and future head of Sony Music, Tommy Mottola’s relentless belief in their potential. They honor him here with a thinly veiled “tribute” song called “Gino the Manager” and yeah, let’s just get out of here.

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Bigger Than Both of Us (1976)

Grade: 6/10

The first half of “Bigger Than Both of Us” is solid and soulfully poptastic. “Back Together Again“, “Rich Girl” ( their first #1 ! ), “Crazy Eyes” and idiosyncratic, haunting ballad “Do What You Want, Be What You Are” are superfine to the last and if we were rating just those this would be at least 7 out of 10. But the quality starts to slip after that and the rest of the album regresses into pretty faceless, paint by numbers b-side quality songs. “Rich Girl” remains a perfect piece of ear candy and the fact that mercurial, contrarian legend Nina Simone, of all people, recorded a freakin’ cover of it powerfully attests to its significant charms.

Best Oates Moment: With its quirky and damn swoony chorus, “Crazy Eyes”  is one soulful babe.

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No Goodbyes (1977 compilation)

Grade: 3/10

In 1976 to capitalize on H & O’s success since leaving their label, Atlantic re-released “She’s Gone” as a single. Back in 1973, the song had only gotten as high as # 60 in the pop chart but now that H & O had a few hits under their belts, the world was more receptive and appreciative of its emotional, cynical beauty and it soon shot to #6 on the pop chart ( p.s. it should be noted that band of brothers, Tavares, took their own fabulous version to the top of the R & B chart in 1974 so the song wasn’t exactly an unknown entity). And with that Atlantic kicked out No Goodbyes, to cash in on the new success of “She’s Gone” and recoup some dollars. It featured a handful of tracks cherry-picked from the three albums they did for Atlantic but more importantly added three previously unreleased tracks which is why I’m bringing it up here. Those tracks are okay but Daryl himself is particularly sweet on “It’s Uncanny“, an optimistic, Elton John-esque little bounce and as a result it’s been finding its way into live performances in recent years.

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Beauty on a Back Street (1977)

Grade: 7/10

Time to ROCK. Sort of. Beauty on a Back Street is the “hardest” H & O album. It is primarily guitar-driven and completely devoid of hit singles. It is home to “Winged Bull“, considered in some circles to be the worst song H & O ever recorded. While that song is not good per se, it’s not the worst ( though Hanoi Rocks, legendary Finnish AOR glam rockers 2002 cover version might lead you to believe otherwise ). It’s just a pretentious, over-ambitious power ballad that sounds like Led Zeppelin’s “Kashmir” and “No Quarter” mixed together and not in a good way (though admittedly I’m uncertain if there could be one). But it isn’t hurting anybody.

Forget about the bull though, for there are some superbly edgy, truly fine, let’s call them “rockers” populating the top of half of the album. Dark and soulful “Don’t Change“, the Cheap Trick-esque “You Must Be Good for Something“, anthemic shred-festing ballad “Why Do Lovers Break Each Other’s Heart“, old school soulster “Bigger Than Both of Us” ( yes, that was the title of their previous album and as such is a total throwback to their more vintage Philly sound ) and “The Emptyness ” a kind of back-alley Beach Boys song with an extraordinarily OTT Oates vocal that remains oddly endearing. Beauty on a Back Street marks the start of the creative upswing that was to run unbridled for the next eight straight years…after this next cash-in/hopeful gesture thing that is…

Best Oates Moment: The aforementioned “The Emptyness

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Livetime ! (1978)

Grade: 3/10

Back in the ’70s everyone was doing it. After kicking out a few studio albums, it was de rigueur for any moderately popular rock and/or soul act back then to release a live album. The live releases were not so much souvenirs of particularly special shows as they were placeholders to maintain momentum between studio albums and avoid falling out of the public eye. But despite the motivation behind them, make no mistake, if the wind was right this kind of thing sold ( Peter Frampton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, McCartney & Wings,etc.). That said, Livetime! was not one of them. On the plus side, the garish late ’70s style album cover is super awesome and the track selection itself is decent with all the big hits represented. On the down-side, the overall sound is exceptionally tinny and it includes a straight-up piece of filler in “Room to Breathe”…which wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact the album is only seven songs in length which only serves to magnify its presence.

Best Oates Moment: While Oates’s vocals on both “The Emptyness” and “I’m Just a Kid…” are ridiculously melodramatic, hearing him give so hard and feel so much for everyone in Hersheypark Arena on that cold December night in 1977 night is all kinds of badass. 

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Along The Red Ledge (1978)

Grade: 8/10

Hardcore aficionados often cite Along the Red Ledge as the real sleeper in the H & O catalog, the secret classic…but there is trickery at work here thanks to the dreaded front-loading factor…which is a coy way of saying that the first five tracks are so solid and get you so high that you don’t necessarily notice how weak the rest of this album actually is. Yes, while you’re still tripping on the luscious fumes of the luminous “It’s a Laugh“, “Pleasure Beach“, the worst song H & O ever recorded, is sneaking in the back door of your very ears, riding on the coattails of all the goodness that came before it and hoping you don’t notice how crap it is.

This album is where things started to shift stylistically, seeing the final appearance of the Philly Soul string flourishes while marking the full mobilization of the hook factory. Highlights include the aforementioned “It’s a Laugh”, both cynical and sad with its huge, gorgeous, ascending chorus, and the heartbreaking Beach Boy-esque beauty “The Last Time“. And don’t want to sleep on deep-cut “Have I Been Away“, which is essentially a more melodic precursor of future hit “Everytime You Go Away” and is home to a stunningly acrobatic Hall vocal. And to be fair, the album does end on a hopeful note in terms of quality with the hazily romantic “August Day” so we do get past the iceberg ultimately.

Best Oates Moment:Melody for a Memory“, an epic and occasionally haunting piece of rock music for staring at city lights with some ridiculously fine co-lead vocalizing from both John ( going low ) and Daryl ( going high ).

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X-Static (1979)

Grade: 9/10

And now comes maybe the true sleeper in the H & O catalog. X-Static lives a lonely life within the H & O discography, suffering the statistical indignity of “watching” the four albums that had preceded go Gold and the four that followed it go Platinum while achieving no shiny awards for itself, forever cementing its D-List status. Apart from its lone hit single “Wait For Me“, it is mostly forgotten…which is a damn shame because it’s actually really good.

X-Static is full of piano propelled big chorused prototypes of future H & O hits, songs that had they maybe appeared within the next few albums would’ve been hits, in particular, “The Woman Comes and Goes” and “Running From Paradise“, both super melodic, keyboard-driven bangers. The album’s only genuine hit, the aforementioned plush power ballad “Wait For Me“, remains a swoon inducer of the highest order and is the only track from the album that ever appears in a setlist with any regularity.

The album is slightly time-stamped, due to its couple of desperate but totally infectious excursions onto the dance floor. “Portable Radio” and “Who Said the World Was Fair” are essentially rock-disco, though to be clear are much closer in the gene pool to say Paul McCartney’s popped-out version of the sound than to the Studio 54, snorting coke in the VIP lounge Rolling Stones version. But they are both exceptionally sticky and fun.

This album was reissued in 2000 and featured a previously unreleased bonus track “Time’s Up ( Alone Tonight)“, an absolutely bitchin’ uber-melodic kiss-off pop song and co-write between Daryl and producer David Foster, and it’s a damn shame it wasn’t on the original release.

Best Oates Moment:All You Want is Heaven” is a complete hook-fest and offers a gentle tip of the cap to the old Philly soul.

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Daryl Hall: Sacred Songs  ( Recorded in 1977, released in March 1980)

Grade: 8/10

Sidebar: The Doomed Tale of Daryl Hall & Robert Fripp Otherwise Known as The Turning Point in the Sound of Daryl Hall & John Oates That Led to their Complete Chart Domination from 1980 Onward 

When you talk about The Beatles, you’ve got to talk a little about their invaluable and debauched residency in the sleazy clubs of Hamburg. From the haircuts to the profound emotional brotherly bonding, their time there was the foundation for nearly everything that happened to them afterward.

Now while this next stuff didn’t happen during H & O’s formative years, it marked a crucial turning point in their sound evolution and sowed the seeds of what happened next i.e. H & O becoming one of the biggest pop bands in the world. Stick with me here…

The Bonding:  Daryl Hall first met Robert Fripp, the main creative force within UK progressive rock legends King Crimson in 1974. Though at that point Fripp had decided to step away from music to explore his spiritual interests ( the official male English Rock star rite of passage of the era. See George Harrison, Pete Townshend, Richard Thompson, etc.), the two remained in regular contact through Fripp’s musical sabbatical.

Let’s Do This:  By 1977 Fripp was feeling inspired to get back in the fray and so he and Daryl decided to embark on a couple of new projects. The plan was to produce and create the first Daryl Hall solo album which would dovetail into Robert Fripp’s own album (also his first solo excursion) for which Hall would provide the lead vocals.

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Oh to be a fly on this wall. Fripp, Gilda Radner and Hall in 1980.

Project #1:  The first Hall/Fripp collaboration and Hall’s first solo album, Sacred Songs is hard to pin down. It’s reminiscent in parts to early ’70s Bowie ( think Young Americans and Station to Station) and full of hazy plastic soul, jagged Fripp guitar solos and ambient interludes. It runs the gamut from hypnotic, post-apocalyptic balladry ( “The Farther Away I Am“, “Why Was It So Easy” ) to anxious New Wave ( Nycny ) to proggy FM radio-ready rock ( “Babs and Babs” ). The best of the bunch is “Something in 4/4 Time“, a gritty piece of power pop that was hopefully a top ten hit in a better, alternate universe. Sounds good right? It is! But it sounded nothing like the H & O albums that had come before it…which turned out to be a problem.

RCA mad RCA were not happy with Sacred Songs. It sounded nothing like a standard H & O album which, to them, created a marketing conundrum. Worried that its overall sound would confound existing H & O fans and “Rich Girl” lovers, and kill whatever existing momentum had been created, they refused to release it, it was, in classically cruel record company speak, shelved. Hall and Fripp were not happy about this and openly complained to no avail ( at least not right away ). Unfortunately, the RCA stonewall didn’t end there.

Undeterred aka Project # 2:  In 1979, Hall and Fripp recorded the second installment of their collaboration, the Fripp solo album, ultimately titled Exposure featuring Hall’s lead vocals on all tracks. RCA weighed in again. On the premise of contractual restrictions, they refused permission for Hall’s vocals to comprise the whole of the album. The edict handed down resulted in Fripp’s only being able to include two of the Hall vocal tracks. This forced Fripp to recruit other singers to re-record songs Hall wrote and had already recorded.

Fuck You:  To summarize RCA had a very specific vision of what a Daryl Hall-infused record should sound like and it needed to jibe with their pre-ordained marketing plan. All this served to ( rightfully ) piss Daryl off forever. In his 2007 interview with Pitchfork, he straight up says “That’s when I completely fell out of love with the music business”.

On Second Thought:  Eventually, good sense prevailed. After some track leaking, open complaining by Hall and Fripp and letter writing by fans who’d gotten wind of the whole mess, RCA eventually acquiesced and released Hall’s Sacred Songs in March of 1980. Time has been kind to it and it’s been rightfully celebrated as a minor cult classic over the course of the 21st century.

A Seed Takes Root:  Hall and Fripp’s collaborative efforts produced an eccentric, sometimes challenging, inherently soulful, and peculiar kind of pop music that served as a sonic blueprint for the H & O sound that came to run riot over the charts in subsequent years. Next in line is the gigantic, fantastic, hybrid flower that grew from the seeds of the Hall & Fripp collaborations…

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Voices (1980 aka the album that marked the point at which Daryl Hall & John Oates officially became HALL & OATES)

Grade: 10/10

Diagram A: Daryl Hall & John Oates Voices is better than Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk, let me explain…

Wait a Minute Baby:  In 1979 Fleetwood Mac released Tusk, their highly anticipated follow-up to the massively successful Rumours album. It was a 2-LP, 20-song behemoth that felt less like a group effort and more like a random sampler featuring the work of three disparate artists ( the Mac songwriting core of Lindsey Buckingham, Stevie Nicks, and Christine McVie ). It was generally regarded as an incoherent mess, albeit one with a handful of truly brilliant songs sprinkled within it, amongst them Nick’s eternally exquisite “Sara” and Buckingham’s commanding title track.

Thump and Clangor:  The main problems fans, label, and critics expecting Rumours II seem to have had with it were related to Lindsey Buckingham’s contributions. The 1979 Creem Magazine review of Tusk described his anxious, helium-infused proto-new wave offerings as “dull sketches buried in thump and clangor”.  Which is to say they were just a little too quirky and eccentric for people to get their heads around, more “Vegetables” style Brian Wilson than say “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” style.

Sonic Sea Change:  Over the past 20 years or so there has been a major shift in opinion regarding Tusk. It’s gone from being a legendary disappointment to being considered the boldest and most inventive work the band ever did, as well as the album all the cool kids now namecheck as their favorite Mac release.  And the Buckingham tracks that everyone had a problem with? Those are the songs generating the most accolades. Its enviable afterlife has seen it lauded in every way possible from being given a latter-day review score of 9.2/10 on Pitchfork, to having two books written about it, to its being released as a super deluxe 5-cd box set.

NY/LA:  Voices is the NYC version of the LA to its core, Tusk. Only it’s a better record. It’s a mix of anxious, bizarro-new wave and pop-piano hook-fests that go down way easier than any of Tusk‘s jittery excursions. Even at its weirdest, every track on Voices sounds like a radio song. While Tusk is self-absorbed and insular, Voices is out wandering the streets looking for trouble.

What Album?:  But of course, where Tusk has retroactively been lauded as a masterpiece, H & O’s Voices is generally just thought of as an old pop album…when it’s even thought of as an entire album at all because the enormous popularity of its singles, “You Make My Dreams” ,”Kiss on My List” and “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” have gone a long way to rendering the rest of the tracks on the LP invisible.

The Songs:  Perfectly dolled up demo Kiss On My List“, and the electro-soul blueprint of the future “You Make My Dreams” are the glamour queens of Voices, drawing the crowds and looking good. The spare and sharp quartet of “Big Kids“, “It’s So Hard to be in Love with You“, “How Does it Feel to be Back” and “United State” mix soul, New Wave and Cheap Trick and make something completely new; nothing in pop sounded quite like it at the time. The weird and edgy songs, “Gotta Lotta Nerve“, “Africa” and  “Diddy Doo-Wop” exist in the same sonic universe as Tusk tracks “The Ledge“, andNot That Funny“. And the cover of the old Righteous Brothers chestnut “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” is significantly dirtier and street-ier than the original and full of highly entertaining, over-the-top soloing from both Daryl and John. I still think “Every Time You Go Away” ( which was ultimately covered by British singer Paul Young , slathered in synthesizer, and sent on its way straight to #1 on the pop chart ) is a weak link and not a patch on any of the wondrous balladry that had come on previous albums ( “Do What You Want“, “Lilly” ). It seems funereal compared to the up-all-night vibe that exists within the rest of Voices and worst of all, is missing the H & O signature move i.e. the “did you get the license plate number, what the hell just happened” hook. Yeah, I acknowledge and accept that I’m likely standing alone on that one.

Voices > Tusk:  Voices is not the best H & O album but it is the most important, for with it the blueprint of the future became official. And so yeah, Tusk is a beauty in places but as far as innovative, accessible pieces of pop music art go, listen to this, Voices is better.

Best Oates Moment: The kick-ass Cheap Trick meets the Temptations opening track “How Does it Feel to be Back

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Private Eyes (1981)

Grade: 10/10

Private Eyes is H & O’s definitive artistic statement. It’s their Pet Sounds. Their Blue. Their Purple Rain. Home to millions of whiplash-inducing hooks and some of D.Hall’s finest vocal performances, it is the album to offer up should anyone ever ask you where to start in the H & O canon. It’s where the frequently/forever sampled/ no bass-no drum, electro-soul ballad extraordinaire “I Can’t Go For That ( No Can Do)” lives. The rest of the album is split between the gloriously urgent and shiny ( “Tell Me What You Want“, “Head above Water“, “Some Men” ), plush piano pounders ( “Private Eyes“, “Did It In a Minute“,”Unguarded Minute“), and Oates-ian scenery chewers ( “Mano a Mano“, “Friday Let Me Down” ). A sinewy lizard in the form of a song  ( “Your Imagination” ) and a bow to H & O heroes The Temptations and the Four Tops ( “Looking for a Good Sign” ) featuring a Hall vocal par excellence, round things out. Private Eyes is true vintage NYC-pop music-art perfection.

Best Oates Moment:Friday Let Me Down” is an oddly joyful rejection song that lies somewhere between the Go-Go’s and Springsteen and nicely showcases the extraordinary cruelty of that classic torture device known as the answering machine.

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H20 (1982)

Grade: 10/10

H2O as a whole is a pretty cynical affair, with every song to the last expressing some manner of confusion, anxiety, or frustration, albeit in the most popped out, addictive manner possible. It’s all sweet outer coatings with bitter centers ( “Guessing Games“, a stellar cover of Mike Oldfield’s “Family Man” ) and dark city grooves ( “Open All Night“, “At Tension“, “Art of Heartbreak“), its centerpiece being Hall’s gorgeous, world-weary ballad “One on One“. And bonus points for the video of the latter featuring Daryl impeccably decked out in his ’50s street corner finery walking through a long-gone ’80s NYC: it remains a swoon-worthy and gorgeous memory of the olden days.

This is the album where Hall starts to push the envelope vocally, unleashing and shredding to magnificent effect on “Family…” and in the coda of “Go Solo“, a precursor of what was to come on the next studio release, Big Bam Boom

“Oh Oh here she comes”. Okay, just a few words on THE SONG.  Despite the name of this essay, I’m tired of “Maneater“. Partially because it’s a little silly and it lends itself so easily to mockery and as a result is the song haters will generally wield as the primary example as to why H & O suck. But mostly, I’ve just heard it too many times. Like Beatle lovers who hate “Hey Jude” ( get it ) or Bob Marley fans who couldn’t endure another minute of “One Love” ( please tell me there are some ), “Maneater” is not, nor will it ever be a part of my evergreen H & O playlist. Of course, having seen people completely lose their shit to it in a live setting, I understand why it still needs to happen. With its 380 million-plus plays on Spotify ( and counting ), the love for “Maneater” runs deep. And in its defense, Charlie De Chant’s sax solo within THE SONG completely annihilates every other ’80s sax solo that ever existed ( including you “Careless Whisper”) but from a personal standpoint, I’m just gonna sigh and hit fast forward forever.

Best Oates Moment:Italian Girls” with its lyrical references to Sophia Loren, pasta, and Vino Rosso is a patently ridiculous, melodic, and awesome piece of candy.

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Sidebar : The Misogyny Thing aka “She was open all night”

Success breeds backlash and so as H & O’s chart dominance began to grow, so too did the negative criticism. Hence a few writers began calling out what they perceived was overt misogyny within the lyrics. The nature of the complaint was that within the typical H & O song women were more often than not, presented as cruel and manipulative ( they’d “pay the devil to replace her” after all ).“Maneater” and “Open All Night” were thought to be particularly hostile ( the chorus of the latter being  “She was open all night, while I was away, you were open all night” ). The irony of course was that the duo’s primary songwriting partners during their biggest years were women, namely sisters Sara and Janna Allen, the former of whom had a hand in both aforementioned tracks. 

But okay for argument’s sake, could “Open All Night” be said to possess a questionable sentiment? Well technically, yeah. While it remains a gloomy beauty of a song, there’s an undeniable thread of judgement and anger running through it. But it’s not part of some broader manifesto. The critical assertion of misogyny always felt like a bit of a broad and lazy stroke, some selective cherry-picking to justify disliking them. The weird part is until these magazine reviews brought it up, I hadn’t really noticed because I was processing what I heard in a really different, naively fantastical way.

Like some prehistoric form of fan fiction, I was sensing something a little “different” lurking within the songs…something deeply, inherently queer. As in, it sounded like some of these love-themed songs were addressed to boys. It didn’t matter to me how many times Daryl sang the word “girl”, to my ears that was just a red herring. It was a classic “Paul Is Dead” scenario, with me twisting and deliberately mishearing words to support my desired theory. When Daryl sang “I should’ve listened more” I heard it as “I should’ve listened BOY”…and okay, I still do. When he trilled “You know I ain’t no danger boy”, I inserted an imaginary comma between the latter two words.

Now to be clear, these thoughts weren’t triggered by the rumors that had regularly dogged H & O since their infamous Silver album cover ( that Daryl and John were in the old parlance, lovers ). That tale seemed, and was, so on the nose as to be patently ridiculous. No, my Spidey sense and wild teenage imagination were ignited by a handful of highly interpretable often vague ingredients within the music itself, ranging from the “New York City vibe” described earlier, to what I perceived as a knowing “lilt” in Hall’s vocal delivery, to the brief lyrical turns ( from the “crewcut rainbows” mentioned in “Some Men” to the repeated “blowing” in “Delayed Reaction” to not being able to “go for that” in you know what song ). Further gasoline was thrown on the fire when in a 1983 interview in Rolling Stone, Daryl said, “The idea of sex with a man doesn’t turn me off, but I don’t express it. I satisfied my curiosity about that years ago. I had lots of sex between the ages of three or four and the time I was fourteen or fifteen. Strange experiences with older boys. But men don’t particularly turn me on. And, no, John and I have never been lovers. He’s not my type. Too short and dark.”

The “Paul is Dead” saga or more specifically, The Beatles themselves had convinced me that no song was ever to be taken at face value, that every single one was a puzzle waiting to be solved, you just had to be savvy enough to catch the clues and code words. Of course, I wasn’t trying to solve a complex conspiracy theory here, I was a teenage girl looking to imbue my favorite H & O songs with mystical romantic qualities because honestly, I thought it was hot. Now please enjoy Daryl bringing all of the above home on this staggeringly wondrous version of “Laughing Boy” from 1976. Watch here. Hot.

Rock ‘n Soul Part 1 (1983 Compilation plus 2 new songs and FYI, there were 2 different covers)

Grade: 9/10

Rock ‘n Soul was the first bonafide, all killer, no filler H & O hits collection and though it’s now primarily an artifact of the olden days, its initial release was a pretty big deal as it marked the debut of two highly anticipated new tracks. The first, “Say It Isn’t So” is unquestionably one of the greatest H & O songs ever. Its echoey, hip-swinging, strutting down the runway tempo is perfectly set by T-Bone Wolk’s booming bassline and it features some of Hall’s absolute finest vocal scenery-chewing and word stretching ( “I know that you lie-eeeed” ). The other new track, the stuttering and cynical “Adult Education” is not as melodically lush but is still a great sneery, finger-wagging, synthesized beast. And oh yeah, oh yeah, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the video. “Adult Education“, the movie, is four and a half minutes of confusingly arcane symbolism, set in an underground tomb and featuring a true star-making performance by John Oates. Open-shirted with eyebrows vacillating in a manner somewhere between Groucho Marx and Milhouse Van Houton, he aggressively brandishes the neck of a guitar ( the neck, just the neck ) and comes across like some weird aberration of Prince, if Prince couldn’t dance. He totally, shamelessly goes for it and serves up a performance that is equal parts bold, beautiful, and utterly cringeworthy.

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Big Bam Boom (1984)

Grade: 9/10

You know how around Xmas time there are some houses whose occupants opt for the extreme method of decoration with seizure-inducing light displays, elaborate manger scenes, a motorized Santa checking names, and reindeer occupying every available surface? This album is like those houses. It’s noisy, synthetic sensory overload. Introspection is out of the question. But it’s also ridiculously fun, in fact, the cover tells you all you need to know. Of all the albums H & O made in the ’80s there are none more intrinsically, biologically timestamped EIGHTIES than BIG. BAM. BOOM. It is also the last truly great Daryl Hall and John Oates album. “Out of Touch” the anthemic lead single ended up being their last #1 song ever, a notion which if posed at the time would have seemed absurd. Big Bam Boom serves as a showcase for some top-class Daryl Hall end of song improvising with nearly every track featuring some ridiculously clever, virtuosic ad-libbing during the final minute ( or in the case of “Method of Modern Love” the last two-plus minutes which is total f-ing beauty ).  Highlights include the handsome “Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid” which starts wistfully sad, then like most everything else here, ramps up and increases in volume as things progress, allowing Hall to really wail, and the aforementioned “Method…”, the synthetic soul, love pledge that sounds like Smokey Robinson in space, which is kind of who H&O were at that point.

Best Oates Moment: Sweet, singing on the street corner throwback “Possession Obsessionand the slightly sinister, groovily hypnotic “Cold Dark and Yesterday“. Both are wickedly wonderful.

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This photo from backstage at the Live Aid show in Philly in 1985 will never not be completely insane.

Tina Turner knows:  After witnessing the triumvirate of Kenny Loggins, Steve Perry of Journey, and Daryl singing their respective lines at the recording session for USA for Africa’s  We Are The World in 1985, Tina Turner exclaimed something to the effect of “damn, these white boys can sing! “. She had a point.

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Live at the Apollo (1985)

Grade: 4/10

Both a labor of love and dream come true for H & O, this album recorded live at the fabled Apollo Theater in Harlem features a supergroup comprised of Daryl, John, and two of their absolute idols, Temptations legends David Ruffin ( the rough ) and Eddie Kendrick ( the smooth ) running through a handful of hits from both groups. It’s a sweet document, though with a little bit of a “you had to be there” vibe, both a tribute and a baton passing, and made all the more poignant by the fact that by 1992, both Ruffin and Kendrick had passed away.

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Daryl Hall: Three Hearts In The Happy Ending Machine (1986)

Grade: 7/10

Welcome to 1986 when there was no such thing as “enough” and bigger was thought to equal better ( shoulder pads, hamburger patties ). This was especially true within the world of record album production. On the half-full side, the second Hall solo album could be said to resemble a more grown-up version of Big Bam Boom, loud, glossy, armed with head-spinning hooks and a wider worldview. But there is a half-empty take to counter that, namely that the Hall voice, the most valuable tool in the arsenal, is more often than not buried in layers of synthesizers, echo, and shiny guitars to suffocating effect. To be fair, this was the style of the time, and Dave Stewart of Eurythmics, gifted but essentially the poor man’s Jeff Lynne, was at the helm, so there was no way it wasn’t gonna sound like this, with everything turned to 11 and Hall often fighting to rise above the racket.

But underneath this noisy neon blanket live a handful of great, GREAT songs. The H & O-ish “Foolish Pride“, one of the few tracks where the Hall voice soars with clarity, break-up ballad “Someone Like You“, twanging riff-heavy “Dreamtime” and stadium-soul anthem “I Wasn’t Born Yesterday” are all pretty fabulous at their core.

Part II, A Change of Season

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Hold on tight for we are about to go off a cliff. It pains me to say this but from this point on in H & O’s career, the quality of releases whips wildly between sort of okay to adequate to not-so-great, with a few moments of brilliance sprinkled in for good measure. The endless touring, the fatigue, the understandable desire to explore outside the confines of H & O all probably affected what happened from this point forward to some degree. And so the latter-era H & O records as a whole aren’t great…but there are definitely beauteous songs nestled within them.

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Ooh Yeah! (1988)

Grade: 3/10

“Ooh Yeah ! was an unfocused album. My head and my heart were not into it”.

-Quote from John Oates’s 2017 memoir Change of Seasons

It’s never a good sign when the Wikipedia page for an album has no information other than the names of the participants, general statistics and song credits. While that serves as a confirmation of its existence, it’s also a reflection of where it stands in the big picture. And it’s especially odd when it’s an album that actually went platinum… which is to say we all loved H & O and were very excited that finally, after four long years there was a new studio album. And we were all (mostly) disappointed once we heard it. Ooh Yeah! qualifies as both the worst H & O album and the biggest letdown. It’s the most slickly produced with the most unfinished-sounding songs. Hooks are scarce. It seems distracted. To add insult to injury, the cover is also terrible ooh yeah. The strongest track by far is the LP’s lone hit, “Everything Your Heart Desires“, with its laid-back Temptations vibe. Runner up award goes to “I’m In Pieces“, an over-the-top Jackie Wilson-esque, unrequited love ballad that while somewhat hampered by an overblown production ( and saxophone ) is still pretty okay. I’d like to say Ooh Yeah! is a misunderstood cult classic whose mysteries will eventually reveal themselves but no, truth is it will only ever be an album that came out in 1988 by Hall & Oates.

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Change of Season (1990)

Grade: 5/10

So Close“, the first single off Change of Season is a great song, widescreen sad, nostalgic with lots of space for the Hall voice to run free and wild. That said, Hall hates the version that leads off the album, having been forced by the record company to bring in, wait for it, Jon Bon Jovi to fatten up the production and make it more “radio-friendly”. Which, to be frank, had to suck. As a compromise, Hall’s preferred, unplugged version was included as a bonus track. The Bon Jovi version is a cacophonous monster, a nearly five minute death match between the production and Hall’s voice with the latter coming out on top, (by shredding, raging, and steamrolling over every shiny guitar chord that charges its way Super Mario style). And truth be told, it’s still pretty great. But yes, Daryl’s instincts were correct, the unplugged version is the truer rendition, the real heartbreaker. The rest is a bit faceless for the most part except for “I Ain’t Gonna Take It” which is a gloriously defiant little monster that would’ve fit perfectly on Hall’s aforementioned Three Hearts album.

The End of an Era: In 1990, John Oates shaved his renowned mustache off after a show in Tokyo. Asked about it in a 2011 interview, Hall said he thought it was “bold”…and mentioned that “when he did that, he also shaved his head. It was a statement. He was a shaved-head, bald-lipped motherfucker!”. Bold.

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Daryl Hall: Soul Alone (1993)

Grade: 6/10

Soul-rock hippie space cadets The Family Stand were one of the finest and most underrated bands of the ’90s. While their idiosyncratic sound basically ensured their never finding a regular home on radio or MTV, they were the recipients of a lot of love from other musicians and were regularly tapped to work on other outside projects. The two male members of the trio, Peter Lord Moreland and V. Jeffrey Smith produced and co-wrote the majority of Soul Alone with Hall, the three creating a sleek, lush, soul sound, full of Marvin Gaye-style flourishes and eccentric hooks that still sound pretty damn good today. You will find the Hall voice front and center throughout the album, where it should be, a real about-face from his previous solo excursion, Three Hearts. The plush and fabulously patronizing, “I’m in a Philly Mood” is superb. And melodic deep cut “Wildfire” is pretty exquisite with its twisting, turning chorus. Plus there’s a sweet nod to Mr.Gaye with a wistful re-interpretation of his “When Did You Stop Loving Me…“. The song quality levels out a bit after those three tracks to just plain old good as opposed to brilliant, but the standard remains resolutely high.

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Daryl Hall: Can’t Stop Dreaming (1996)

Grade: 3/10

Released first in Japan and soon after in the U.S., Can’t Stop Dreaming is a mixed bag with a lot of co-writes and is not an especially memorable listen. The sweetly uplifting title track is the standout here, with a very ’90s R & B feel and classic H & O hook…but the rest is surprisingly faceless and veers dangerously close to smooth jazz in parts. And there’s a superfluous remake of “She’s Gone” which conveys none of the passion or urgency of the original.

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Marigold Sky (1997)

Grade: 5/10

There was some hype with this one as it was the first new H & O studio album to appear in seven years and it had been assumed by that point that they were through doing new music as a band. And…it’s okay. The standouts are the title track which has a genuinely appealing ’90s country vibe and the gloriously shiny diamond that is “Romeo is Bleeding“. The latter features a big fat hook, a big fat synth and a big fat Hall vocal and qualifies as one of the greatest “lost” H & O tracks ever. They were playing it at the shows around the album’s release and honestly I wish they would start including it again because it killed. “Romeo” dwarfs everything here and alone it scores a 10/10.

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Greatest Hits Live (2001)

Grade: 7/10

Recorded in 1981 on the Private Eyes Tour, this was at one point being considered for official release during H & O’s ’80s mega-years according to the sleeve notes, which is why I’m including it here. And while there are plenty of actual “greatest hits” on it, there is also weird shit like “Mano A Mano“, “Diddy Doo Wop” and “United State” which are oh so cool to hear in live form and I 100% approve of. And Hall’s vocal on “Wait For Me” is complete and utter fire.

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Do It For Love (2003)

Grade: 3/10

Seriously, is someone just punking us with these album covers? I just can’t. Anyway, like 1990’s Change of Season, there are a whole lotta hands beyond Daryl and John’s involved in the songwriting here, making for a less than cohesive listening experience. There is a tendency to grade on a curve with stuff like this because when a beloved artist makes an album after years of recording dormancy that doesn’t completely suck, most of us feel a great sense of relief. And that haze of relief results in a whole lot of over-the-top hyperbole and excessive praise. But because of the ridiculously high standard H & O have set in the past, it would be impossible for an album like this not to be a disappointment. The cool electronics of the eighties are nowhere to be seen and the sound here is closer to 1990’s Change of Season, with a lot of glossy acoustic guitars. Actually come to think of it, maybe the cover was trying to tell us something. The Philly soul flavored title track is okay if a little rom-com soundtrack-ish and the sweet cover of New Radicals plush and lovelorn “Someday We’ll Know” is an inspired choice ( in fact a full-on collaboration with New Radicals main man Gregg Alexander would be just too damn wonderful, getting a fever even thinking about it).

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Our Kind of Soul (2004)

Grade: 5/10

This lovingly curated cover album features a mix of Motown, Philly Soul, and originals and has its heart in the right place. I saw H & O play just prior to the actual release and was totally blown away by their performance of The Temptations deep cut “Fading Away“…but that passion doesn’t quite come across on the studio version. Which is to say in a live setting, these songs really come alive but as studio recordings they tend to fall a bit flat.

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Home For Christmas (2006)

Grade: 4/10

Christmas albums are always a dicey proposition and how “good” they are depends on how high your tolerance threshold for holiday music is as a whole. Back in 1983, H & O released a sweet, kitschy version of “Jingle Bell Rock” as a single, the video of which is a masterclass in mugging, grinning, and complete cuteness and ended up recording a new version for this release ( which is okay but not a patch on the aforementioned version ). As for the rest, they tried to make things a little more eclectic by including a couple of originals among the standards, and there’s a really fine, shuffling cover of The Band’s “Christmas Must Be Tonight“. And have to call out the Hall vocal on “O Holy Night” which is exceptionally pretty. At the end of the day, it’s a laid-back, delicately crafted Christmas album and that’s really all it’s trying to be. Mostly though I love the pooh bear and piglet style cover.

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Do What You Want, Be What You Are (2009 Box Set)

Grade: 8/10 ( it covers everything but…let me explain)

I guess the real question is if you are not a completist do you need this comprehensive 74-track collection? And the answer is…maybe. It’s a great overview to be sure and there’s a bunch of previously unreleased stuff…but unfortunately the majority of that stuff is of the live variety and not particularly essential. The fact is H & O didn’t leave a helluva a lot on the cutting room floor; the best songs really did land on the actual studio albums for the most part. Still, there are a few interesting curios (and a nice booklet breaking down the songs in the four-cd physical version) including “Don’t Go Out“, an Oates track that didn’t make it onto Private Eyes.

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Laughing Down Crying (2011)

Grade: 5/10

“He was my best friend in the whole world. He was my musical advisor and teacher.” That’s Daryl Hall talking about longtime H & O band leader and multi-instrumentalist Tom “T-Bone” Wolk ( Literally the “&” in Hall & Oates ), who died the week recording began for this album. It lends a truly bittersweet air to Laughing which also features the last track T-Bone ever played on ( “Problem With You” ).

The 64-year-old Hall voice is in pretty fine fettle throughout but this one is mostly for hardcore completists. In other words, it’s okay. But, but here’s the thing, there are some genuine flashes of that old school Hall melodic gift, a nifty hook here ( “Wrong Side of History” ), a big chorus there ( “Crash & Burn” ), and enough proper tunes to suggest that he’s still got it in him.

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BeforeAfter (2022)

Grade: 8/10

BeforeAfter is a fine and eclectic compilation of Daryl’s solo career to date. It is non-chronological and comes over more like a coolly curated mixtape than a dry historical overview which makes it a pretty engaging listening experience. This collection was built with everybody in mind. It not only provides a nice indoctrination for newbies but rewards longtime fans with eight previously unreleased performances from Daryl’s beloved TV show Live From Daryl’s House.

It’s great to see deep cuts like “Right As Rain” and “Talking To You (Is Like Talking To Myself)” dragged out of the shadows and into the spotlight. And the inclusion of riotous, fox-in-the-henhouse-of-sound, “NYCNY” is an awesomely cheeky touch. But for old-schoolers, the treasures lie in the live treats.Sacred Songs nugget “North Star”, featuring guitarist Monte Montgomery, sounds especially lush and languorous here and Hall’s vocal is pretty killer. Even better though, are a tag-team of tear-inducing covers, the Eurythmics “Here Comes The Rain Again” starring Dave Stewart himself on guitar, and “Can We Still Be Friends”, a super-emo duet with Todd Rundgren both of which I don’t recommend listening to unless you have your crying towel handy. 

Yes, there are a few wondrous tracks it would have been great to see included (“Wildfire” where are you? “Something In 4/4 Time”, miss you my manic pal), but those are just minor, nerdy quibbles. 

John Oates- The Solo Albums

True confession. I haven’t spent a lot of time with the five Oates solo studio albums, the first of which, released in 2002, had one of the most tragic album titles in the history of recorded music, Phunk Shui. I can only explain it like this. You know how sometimes, even as an adult when you are around your parents (or parent) you involuntarily regress into the surly teenager you used to be, giving one-word answers and eye rolls when they ask you questions and occasionally recoiling from hugs? That’s kind of how I feel when confronted with John Oates solo albums. Muscle memory takes over and I become that impatient H & O fan from my younger days who just wanted to hear the Daryl-led songs. And I feel some guilt about this because as I’ve been saying all along here, John was responsible for some absolute bangers over the course of H & O’s history. And it seems like he’s had a really good time recording all of his solo albums.

Based on all that I’m reluctant to step into the role of Grinch and slam them. I’ll just say they run the gamut from groove-based soul to retro folk to swampy blues to country rock with a few cover versions thrown in for good measure. They tend to harken back to early guitar-based H & O and so if you are a fan of that sound go forth and Phunk Shui.

The Oates solo studio discography:  Phunk Shui (2002), 1000 Miles of Life (2008), Mississippi Mile (2011), Good Road (2013), Arkansas (2018)

Who The Fuck Are Daryl Hall & John Oates? 

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Daryl Hall and John Oates were never part of a scene. They were popular but they were also total outliers, oddballs, weirdos. They were creatively restless soul scientists, the kind of sharks who had to keep moving forward to stay alive, expertly distilling elements of Motown and New Wave while adding bits of folk and prog to make something completely new. Their songs featured some of the most majestic pop singing you’re ever gonna hear in the form of Daryl Hall. Cool but not cool, NYC to the core but actively stuffed into Yacht Rock playlists, white boys but with a deeper shade of soul. Back in 1985, Daryl said, “I think we’re the ’80s Beatles”. And he had a point. Both bands were completely ubiquitous in their respective heydays and the popularity of their songs has ultimately transcended age, race, and gender. There were some lean years when no one cared and some creative missteps but within all of it, there were songs. Brilliant, beautiful, ridiculous, and heartbreakingly perfect songs. Only one way to end this…

Bonus H & O Ephemera Footnote! 

The Best Daryl Hall & John Oates Cover(s) Ever

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Check out The Bird and the Bee’s superb cover album Interpreting The Masters Vol.1: A Tribute to Daryl Hall and John Oates. With pronouns intact and both heart ‘n’ soul on full display, it’s a master class in cover song etiquette and execution and is an absolute gift.

Robert Fripp and Daryl Hall’s Opus of Glorious, Paranoid Weirdness:

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If you wanna hear Daryl Hall at his most manic, unhinged, and free, check out the 2006 reissue of Robert Fripp’s Exposure which features all the previously unavailable Hall performances. It’s a long, long way from “She’s Gone”.

The Daryl Show:

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Live From Daryl’s House started as a web series in 2007 and as a result of its popularity grew into a broadcast TV series in 2011. It usually features some cooking with Daryl looking on hungrily and admiringly, but mostly it’s live-ass music featuring Daryl and his kick-ass band. They perform with both established artists and new kids, offering up stuff from the extensive Hall songbook as well as originals by the respective guests. It’s plenty fun since a lot of deep cuts like “Somebody Like You“, “Babs and Babs” get airings and some of the performances are amazing. The 2009 episode featuring Todd Rundgren duetting with Daryl on “Can We Still Be Friends” is a particular heart-squeezer after which I always need a minute to collect myself.

The Book of John:

As you may have noticed, I’ve incorporated some quotes from John’s eminently readable 2017 memoir Change Of Seasons in this piece. It’s a breezy, engaging read and features some genuinely off-the-wall anecdotes that even if you are not a hardcore H & O fan make it worth checking out. Which is to say if you’ve ever wondered what it would’ve been like to have had the late legendary gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson as a neighbor, wonder no more because John’s got stories y’all.